80 year old SLUTTY GRANNY
Granny’s Slutty Comeuppance
Grandma Maud definitely got around, even at 80. A spry, mischievous old broad, she had a libido that wouldn’t quit. Her raspy cackle echoed through the nursing home halls as she regaled tales of her wild youth, peppered with vivid details of the many men she’d bedded.
“Let’s just say I put the hook in cock back in my day,” she’d say with a wink, always the jokester. The ladies of the Home Residence/RRetriement Place couldn’t help but chuckle along, even if they blushed at her shamelessness.
Maud especially fondly recalled her younger years, working as a radio DJ. It was the place to pick up randy men, eager to meet the sultry voice who kept them company on lonely highway drives. Her flirty patter and purrs soon had many a trucker beating down the studio door.
Her antics landed her a reputation as a “slag” throughout the region. But Maud saw nothing wrong with her promiscuous ways. She was practically a sex icon!
Now, into the twilight of her golden years, Maud never stopped. Whenever she could, she’d proposition the staff. Young hunks, the porters carrying her meals, and nurses providing her care – none were spared her advances. She always wore frilly nightgowns under her robe, giving passersby a glimpse of her landscaped cleavage and barrel-rack torso.
“Hot damn!” she shouted one day to the delivery guy, fondling herself through the costume of French lace. “I bet you’re packing a howitzer in them tight pants, aren’t ya darlin’?” The poor boy nearly dropped the granny cart in shock, scurrying away as fast as he could.
The old doll never seemed to tire of her mischief. Her debauchery finally reached a fever pitch one sweltering summer afternoon. Maud flagged down her favorite nurse, June.
“June baby, come and gimme a good tousling, would ya?” She patted her sagging pear before unlacing her gown to reveal her bumpy nipples under a canopy of stretch marks. “I ain’t had my fun yet today!”
June apprehensively stepped into Maud’s room. “Please, Mrs. Grisham…I’m not sure that’s appropriate. Remember our motto, ‘Within the Bounds of Propriety’?”
“Don’t be such a sourpuss, nurse!” Maud snapped. “Ain’t no sin in a little late night delight, ever heard of that song?”
She grabbed June’s hand and pulled the reluctant woman into a passionate kiss, both hands groping at the nurse’s bottom. June gasped but soon returned Maud’s vigorous smooches.
Maud worked open June’s pants, asking, “Still don’t shave, huh? Ha!” She poked playfully at her pubic hair with a knobby finger. Maud’s pussy was completely hairless and waxed for easy access. “I may be prehistoric but I know what men want.”
June sighed as Maud’s wrinkled hand rubbed her labia. “Mrs. Grisham, this is really too much–”
“Oh tosh, we’re both gals! Live a little,” Maud laughed. She shoved two fingers into June’s folds, pumping enthusiastically. “That’s it, honey. In, in, out, out!”
June hadn’t been so turned on in a while. She let out a high-pitched exclaim as Maud stroked her faster. “Mrs. Grisham!”
“That’s it, use your imagination!vang > Like you’re on the phone with one of your studs!” Maud teased, spanking June’s clit as she fingered her harder. June moaned and grasped at her titties, starting jackrabbit humping against Maud’s hand.
“Too easy!” Maud gleefully announced her climax. “You’re a total slut!” She smacked June’s ass again, making her yelp. “Had my fill, I think. I’m pooped for real now, little tootsie. Get on outta here!”
June (and the nursing staff) had the dyed-in-the-wool sexual deviant to thank for many a memorable day. Maud was the cause of many horizontally-spread legs and leg quivers as unsuspecting caregivers fell victim to her lustful notoriety. You had to hand it to her, though – pensioned or not, Maud certainly knew how to have a “wide-ranging” good time!
