PropertySex Highly Recommended Real Estate Agent Tours House

“Welcome to PropertySex.com, where we believe in turning an open house into a remember-forever experience. Today, we’ve got the curvaceous and oh-so-kinky Rehema bringing you on a very special tour of this magnificent dream home. But don’t expect any boring details about square footage or upgraded appliances – grab your hard hat, because Rehema’s got other areas of interest to highlight!
Rehema steps out of her sleek sports car, her hefty breasts straining against a low-cut blouse. She gives the camera a saucy wink. “Hello, potential buyers! I’m Rehema, and I’ll be your personal tour guide today.” She sashays up the walkway, her shapely ass filling out a tight pencil skirt beautifully.

Inside, Rehema kicks off her heels and struts into the empty living room, leaving a trail of clothes in her wake. “Now, observe the maximal amount of floor space, absolutely perfect for…wrestling and other roughhousing.” She moans and gyrates, naked as the day she was born, while the camera pans over the room, taking in her every juicy detail. Not a single piece of furniture, but a whole lotta Rehema real estate!

Into the kitchen she goes, hopping up to sit on the countertop, leaning back on her elbows to give the camera a perfect view of her bare pussy. “Fantastic counter space,” she purrs. “Perfect for engaging in a little afternoon delight.” She slides two fingers into her dripping slit and strokes, moaning enthusiastically. The light catches the glistening wetness coating her girly gardening gloves.

Rehema hops down and wiggles her way up the stairs, the heavy bounce of her boobs impacting the camera lens with each step. “Speaking of stairs, there are 27 total. Just enough cardio to work up a sweat before hitting the yay yay tail.” Reaching the top, she enters the master suite, sprawling across the empty concrete slab that will one day be covered in comfort. “Nice and roomy for any sort of antics your imagination can dream up.” She pats the empty space beside her invitingly.

The tour concludes with Rehema standing at the sliding glass door leading to the backyard, giving a you-had-to-be-there cough as she points at the pool. “And it even has a little goldfish pond! Not that anyone would notice if they were too distracted by the action going on in the beeyatch.”
She turns to the camera and smirks. “So if you’re interested in 1,500 square feet and a wild ride, call PropertySex! This crib just might be your bedroom galley. And mine!” She blows a kiss, and the camera fades to black. Place listed for very reasonable ‘you name it’ price, and a huge commission (with Rehema’s face on it) for our racy realtor.
But Channel 7 News anchorwoman Jackie Swanson isn’t amused. “I haven’t seen a property tour this filthy in my decade of experience,” the prudish Swanson declares, peering disapprovingly at the monitor in the broadcasting studio. “Garbage like this warrants a merciful execution. There’s a time and place for…for that kind of adult activity, and it’s not out in the open like a common prostitute!”
Her companion, Trish Bivens, chimes in. “Now Swanson, don’t be so judgmental! Every woman (and man) has fun in her own way. Sure, it’s risqué, but it does raise the question – would you rather buy a house from a snooze fest like Rob the ReCluse? Or with a real live sexpedition guide like Rehema the Realator? I know which Re I’d choose!”
Swanson cuts the camera and turns to her producer. “Yandy, get me Rob on the phone. I want him on for a live debate with this…vulgar Rehema girl. Hasty arranged for max drama. Hit the ‘On Air’ sign and get out there, and you’d better be on your A game!”
Yandy gulps and scurries off to do the boss’s bidding. In no time at all, there stand the two polar opposites in the studio, Swanson looking cosmically pissed, and Rehema trying her best to be a professional with her hooha half-waxed. If they actually try to moderate the segment with it showing…I’m calling the FCC!