Annie Cruz – Slanted Holes
Title: “Slanted Holes: Annie Cruz’s X-Rated Manga Adventure”
Sultry, petite, and disastrously naughty – Annie Cruz sashays into the spotlight in a video that skillfully combines the tantalizing world of anime with the unapologetic lewdness of adult entertainment. “Slanted Holes” is the kind of erotic anime that would make the censors in Japan blush and the perverts in the audience cheer. Buckle up for a wild ride through the Winding Path of Decadence, for this is no ordinary Japanese ink-drawn tale.
The story begins with a slow zoom-in on feminist manga artist Miki Aito’s latest magnum opus – “Suppuri Domina,” the lewdest and most scandalous masterpiece you’ve ever “read.” With a lascivious chuckle, Annie Cruz picks up the sullied manga and tunes into the depraved world within its pages.
Suddenly, the screen divides into a split-screen: a zoomed-in view of Annie’s glossy lips wrapped around her lollipop and the throbbing heart of the manga in the background. The lollipop becomes yet another “jump forth” trigger plunging us deeper into the ocean of perversion.
The manga, however, is but a vessel transporting us to the lewd mind of Miki Aito herself. We are introduced to our blue-haired temptress, the sultry Succubus Queen herself. She lounges harlot-like on her jade throne, toying with a piece of paper in her hands. It transpires that Said Synopsizes Seductive Exploits. Intrigued, we follow her into her lair to watch her act out the “candy-scented” manga that’s been played in her head.
Our princess of pleasure summons her pet in a lewd and creatively cerebral fashion – via the familiar touchpad on her iPhone! In shuttles a rather unassuming, wide-hipped Genki who transforms into a magical sludge of miniature nightmare fuel. All it takes is a slip of Miki’s breasts from those skimpy silk wrappings called clothes and the magic words: “show me your MOMO sniff sniff COCK.”
Thus begins a psychedelic, quasi-sexy, yet undeniably erotic odyssey through the depths of Depravityland. Miki explodes into a kaleidoscope of female pleasure, as juices drip down her thighs and splatter on the walls. We see her retching the fetid liquid into a cup festooned with the image of Donald Trump – a symbolic criticism of potentially toxic masculinity condensed in a cup, perhaps?
All this oral cum-bating has got Miki all hot and bothered. We follow her as she exits a kaleidoscopic maze and stumbles into her bathroom. As she approaches the toilet, the camera zooms in, and she … begins reading a book?!
Gender-swapped JK Rowling, anyone? The effects are nauseating and nauseating in equal measure. Amidst shaking hands and a deluge of phrases that reek of bad homage and even worse spelling, our would-be heroine looks like she’s barely holding on. But magic, as it turns out, is also an artifact of language – and she’s able to push through the text like a tongue thrusting into a Especially Tight Shenanigan Zone.
And that’s when Things Get Freaky. Suddenly, the text begins to stretch out, interweaving with Miki’s increasingly aroused moans. The blood-red characters pulse and undulate in time with the thrusting of Miki’s body, as if the language itself is alive and responding to her stimuli. The page seems to ripple, a physical manifestation of the swelling lust within our heroine.
With a final thrust of her hips, Miki’s channel pushes out a torrential waterspout of ecstasy, flooding the bathroom and drowning the book. A symbol of her triumph over language, over dominance, and over the perils of free will.
It feels like ‘Slanting Holes’ is more than just a lewd anime adventure. Looks like Miki Aito wants you to know that as long as you have your tongue, and a healthy dose of creativity, you can wrest control of your desires from the Evil Slave in the Sky. As the credits roll, you’re left with an inexplicable sense of having just experienced something incredibly lewd, yet intriguingly liberating. There’s no denying it – ‘Slanted Holes’ is a wild ride through the naughty corners of the mind that you’ll remember long after the credits roll.
