Home Alone ;) WET MASTURBATION FROM OMAGADOMAGAD! Short version.

Hehe hehe heeEEEHEE! Oh my gosh you guys, you are not going to believe what I’m about to tell you! So there I was, minding my own business, when suddenly I hear this really loud noise coming from upstairs. At first, I thought it might be the neighbors again, but then I realized it was coming from MY room! I slowly crept up the stairs, trying not to make a sound, and that’s when I saw it… the most absolutely disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life!

There on my bed was this redhead girl, completely naked, with her legs spread wide open! She had these huge fake boobs that were practically spilling out, and tattoos all over her body. But that wasn’t even the worst part – no no no, the worst part was the giant glass dildo that she was insanely masticating with! It was like she was trying to fucking SWALLOW the thing whole! I almost puked right then and there.

But wait, it gets even grosser! Because then she started making these really weird noises, like “ooohhh ahhh oooohhhh” and shit. It sounded like she was faking it or something, but I could see from the way her body was convulsing that she was actually having an orgasm! I couldn’t believe it. This slut was actually getting off on fucking a glass rod! EWWWW!

Needless to say, I quickly ran back downstairs before she could see me. I was so disturbed by what I had just witnessed that I knew I had to do something about it. I mean, sure, I might be a little weird myself sometimes (it’s like I have a brain tumor or something), but I would NEVER do something as disgusting as that random skank!

So I did the only thing I could think of – I grabbed my camera and started filming from the crack in the door. I didn’t zoom in or anything, just enough to get the action. And holy shit, did she give me a show! She went at it for like, a solid ten minutes, moaning and writhing around like a bitch in heat. It was almost hypnotic, in a really fucked up way.

Finally, she must have orgasmed a billion times, because she collapsed back on the bed, panting and dripping with sweat. I quickly shut off the camera, not wanting to get caught. What the hell was I going to do with this footage? I couldn’t just show it to anyone. People would think I was a total pervert!

But then, an idea struck me. I could edit it all together into like, a music video or something. I Chopped up the parts Where she moaned and stuck it Over a beat I found Online. And then I used All this creepy-ass footage I shot With my camera phone Where she was wiggling her ass Before the whole dildo scene. It was soooo gross but also hilarious as fuck.

I uploaded it to YouTube thinking “What the hell?” and went to bed. The next morning I woke up and holy SHIT – it had gone viral! Thousands of views overnight, all from guys who thought this random slut was soooo hot! I was getting all sorts of cringe asshole comments like “God she’s so sexy” and “I wanna fuck her brains out” and “I’d stick my hard cock in her tight asshole”. UGGHHH GROSS.

Anyways, long story short, I started editing together more of her videos and posting them, and they all blew up!! Within a week, I had quit my job and become a full time perverted video editor, feeding you degenerates your daily dose of weird redhead porn! And people were BEGGING me for more, more, more! I guess the “nsfw.” part in the title was a big hit with your horny asses.

Fast forward to now and I’ve made a LIVING off this crazy shit! Can you believe it? A MILLION dollars later, all from a random girl I caught humping a dildo! It’s fucking nuts. Of course, no one knows it’s me behind the scenes. My parents would kill me if they knew I was making money off immigrants acting like idiots. Needless to say, I got Eve (that’s the name of the girl in the video) to sign a non-disclosure agreement so she wouldn’t rat on me.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this long winded story! If you’re ever in the neighborhood, feel free to drop by! Just don’t be surprised if you hear some weird noises coming from the upstairs bedroom. It’s probably just Eve “working” again. That girl is a SERIOUS sex addict. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.