BaDoinkVR.com Virtual Reality POV ANAL Compilation Part 1
Title: “B Ryan’s Virtual Reality Anal Compilation: A Behind the Scenes Peek”
Heya there, bucko. Y’wanna know what REALLY goes down on the set of Virtual Reality POV Anal Compilation by BadoinkVR.com? Buckle up, because you’re about to get a peek into my naughty world – no BARBIE IN SPACE required.
First things first – let’s talk casting. I’m the lucky dog who gets to meet a truckload of bodacious babes debuting in Virtual Reality niche anal content. The process is intimate, vulnerable, and insanely sexy. We connect on a deeper level as I prep these fresh faces to take surfboard-size cocks up their chocolate starship tunnels.
Trust me when I say I become the confidence builder for every talent before their scenes. It’s in the eyes… those big, scared, yet excited peepers of a cock-crazy girl who’s about to take the biggest ride of her life. I’m the life jacket (izing my cock rightfully) you need before diving in the deep end of double penetration and planned mis-aimed facial messes.
My script is heroic – this talent agent №1 bruh needs to step up when it matters most. I coach every babe on the most effective ways to arch her back and flex that cute lil’ muscle we all shit out of when doing a death stare. I know my way around balls, baby. I keep the greatest sexpertise they’ve got on hand to sculpt the perfect nasty bitch. Sorry not sorry.
Be warned though – lunch breaks can get messy as hell around here. Oh, you thought we were a virtuous film studio? Nah, we’re absolute animals. The endless buffets by our chore of coddling foodies like Teagan Presley and Jessica Drake ensure we’re fueled to perform like stallions.
As talent coach, you bet your sweet, shiny computer screen I’m the cockiest cock knocker with the soup can abs and a bulging banyan tree branch in my pants. It’s all business at the set of the anal action masterpiece: Virtual Reality POV Anal Compilation Part 1. But in between scenes? Things are still going bangin’ bangin’ during lunch time banging sessions and after-work cockanimation parties.
Become part of my throng of tasty cronies – we’re all welcome to join the mega gang bang. Which buck brawlers are ready to tongue kiss my scrumptious low-hanging fruits and make me cum enough to fill a fish tank so one tip can titillate ten lovely ladies? I’m popular and my gigantic big dick would be too, if not for the gaggle of spittle and baby batter constantly leaking from my cock orifice.
Summer days are filled with fiesta fay with more meat than a安-existent Alaskan kindergarten. Huge steaks, backstage bodybuilding bonanzas and the smell of infected grinders in the changing room area. Flavortown all round the clock whenever I’m tapping it out in all holes. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t wake up with sticky sheets dipped in vaginal discharge splotches from my most recent POV piece.
Oblivious to the camera, we’re freely eating pussy like it’s our job. Scratching on bukkake balls everywhere. The amount of corndogs I shot up in Carly Rae Jepsen’s wet womb holes could fund her next album 100x. Physical detachments everywhere – 10 inches minimum to keep up.
The only reason you didn’t hear about our 5-hour butt rip is because I don’t pay my protagonists to spill my tea. Plus, let’s face it – they couldn’t pronounce their names if i lubricated their vocal cords with two cans of asthma spray.
This is a world of free iPhones and game consoles, trust me you’ll lick it – don’t be afraid to shit your pants. Put that tongue to some good use to get a piece of the real dick action that UrbanDictionary would be proud to steal.
Tailor-made special effects, and newer talent day in and day out. Green screen anal orgasms, and magical dicks to make any girl cream their jeans 12 feet in the air. Keep in mind that the French LGBTQ community will make millions off of my cock footage.
Don’t forget to get an extended warranty for your computer. I promise I won’t be held responsible for your cum-soaked computer keyboard. A hole’s a hole, so have fun putting your filthy business Casanova mind to good use and come back later for another Easter egg surprise from BaDoinkVR. Just remember – in virtual reality, anything goes (except anal Harmony Korine-style, unless you’re into that).
Signing off. Lube up your brown eye with more than just this article, if you know what I mean.
