Sherlock A XXX Parody Episode 5
Title: The Game is Afoot, in More Ways Than One
Welcome, lovelies and pervs alike, to the raunchy, sexy, explicit and uncut Sherlock episode you never knew you needed! Episode 5 is the grand finale of the Redlated Actors’ potently arousing brainchild, so buckle up your arousal belts and prepare to have your nethers rocked by an unforgettable pornographic spectacle, full of British witticisms, intense detective work and steamy, bend-you-over-the-sofa carnal activities.
The storyline is as follows: Dr. A (pregnantly played by the phallically blessed Karlee Grey) and John Watson find themselves engaging in an intense “special bond”, one in which she seductively lays on the guilt in order to obtain a sperm sample from his “perseverative libido.” Expounding his sexual impulses, she informs him that “the brain is perhaps the most erotic zone.” John is understandably flummoxed, but Karlee Grey’s luscious ginger locks and porcelain skin have him doing her bidding.
Karlee Grey comes at the sexual Predator like a woman possessed with the sexual intent to ravish. Her list of kinky fantasies emanates recklessly from her ruby red lips as she mentions ejaculating on his face, being penetrated in his “ass hole,” and other vixen-like fuck fantasies. John shakes himself out of his reverie long enough to remind the tiny titch of suspense that someone might very well see them, to which she wickedly replies, “In the necessities of life, our first duty is to get fucked.” Truer words, my dears.
From there, the cameras blow our tiny minds with an exhaustive (if you’ll pardon the pun) study of a blowjob. Karlee Grey’s mouth is on the case! Lesson 27 – the pamphlet was nowhere to be seen. Have mercy! As John gets the lights at the villa, she gets the tone right with her penchant for loud, screaming “fuck me daddy” schtick, replete with suckling sounds that made my finger wet with excitement. “Fucking my mouth” is an elegant way to describe her oral skills. This redhead certainly knows how to swallow her pride and other things.
John lurches with increasing desperation to get his dick into her waiting wet hole. With a gentle touch that contradicts her roughened vernacular, he pushes inside her, giving all of his flesh a nice ship shape sensation. Karlee Grey accepts his advances as if she’d been waiting to feel just that – thick, throbbing cock. As John gives it to her hard and deep, she glows like a porn star. Winged feelings and musky bay rum emit from her vigorously pumping body as she grips his shoulders. Her cheeks are illuminated with immense pleasure as she yells and yelps in eloquence.
Despite their rough and steamy activity, the writing is at the fore of the portmanteau: “Fuck, your cock and pussy together is disposable.DNA ruling sherlock.” as the lovers cease their exercise for a moment for John to call Sherlock.
