SQUIRT-A-THON: College Girl Squirts IN her Mouth and All Over Herself
Title: College Cutie’s Squirting Spectacular – A MammaryMystique Steamy Tale
Somewhere, nestled between the ivy-covered walls and freshly mown lawns of University Park lies the squirting bombshell du jour – none other than the delectable Daisy Daniels. This sun-kissed, blonde bombshell is no run-of-the-mill co-ed; oh no, Daisy is a kinky connisseur of self-pleasure, not afraid to get drenched in her own dripping delights while expressing her explosive orgasms!
Unbeknownst to her ASSociates (haha, get it?) is the fact that Daisy moonlights as the squirting queen of the moment – the Caligula of the fun box, if you will. Why the secrecy? Perhaps it was her roommate’s polyester fabric pantsuit that simply couldn’t handle another trunkful of juicy ‘Daisy bombs’ – SO. MUCH. SQUIRTING. mercilessly erupting from her pussy like Old Faithful, but amped up on 3 Shark-tinis and a pack of vitamin C.
Shamelessly, Daisy showcased her squirting superiority in her own private on-camera event: the now-viral ‘SQUIRT-A-THON’. Equipped with her trusty vibrator (who aproposely namescre king in the blockbuster hit “The King and I”), Daisy kicks things off with a vintage ‘Pillow Talk’. After all, daddy certainly needs some loving too, amirite?
Daisy teases the camera with her supple, squishy self, a tantalizing preview before the main event. Her clothes hit the floor quicker than a horny frat boy onlooker, and before you can mutter ‘Have you seen her ass?’, Daisy ‘bombs’ away with her pulsating plaything between her legs! And let me tell you something: this isn’t your average librarian’s pigtail braid barely surviving a windy gust. No, sir, this is a full-on Daisy Daniels calamity, with tensity andotrranscending proportions!
Magnificent bursts of orgasmic astonishment spray from her juicy muff like a geyser, cascading off her perky pink nips and into her collection of cocksucking mugs of various sizes! ‘Look it’s raining Opphan Annie!’
With a smoldering gaze, Daisy expertly recalibrates her aim directly at the titty taco to wear her “Mount Vesuvius meets Niagara Falls” facial in all its glistening glory! The sight of hot Dick-eo milk splattering her ample bosom, enticing pink tits jagged from the moist heat (the Kryptonite to her Superman), leaves no room for deduction that this is the money shot to end all money shots! Eat your Cheeto-laden heart out, Indian Giver!
Unfath nationally spent, with tongue lolling, Daisy assumes the fetal position, her still-twitching body pogo-sticking throughout the room. Well fuck if this isn’t Dustin Hoffman’s ‘Prizewinner of abolishederly command’! As the sweat cube rolling across the floor, Daisy looks at her soaked reflection in the moisture spattered mirror, coos “well, wasn’t that a mouthful?”
Now, I’ve seen my fair share of slovenly surprise-keg closing ceremonies, from the beery-slooshed Ke$ha ‘assignt error’ asleep outside pole dancer Planet to an ex-girlfriend’s ‘tragedy of the commons’, as the semen-loaded loofah transformed into a.Count Chocula ceramic cereal bowl floated down our shower drain. Let’s just say THESE. ARE NOT THOSE.
Such felonious fluidity simply cannot be appreciated by someone who lacks the penile persuasion or hypersensitivity of a crotch-sniffing Labrador. Grabbing them piggy banks from upstairs was surely an insult to solo-s сул життя ! Think of the poor fellow behind the camera, with his only allies being his sweat-stached our assholes and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos! Harsh parenting! hahah That being said, Daisy’s cinematic circle jerk rendered the gentle licking of an Italian butter biscuit redundant!
In the (non-existent) event of Daisy returning to film another round of ‘Deluge Doll’, in a 1:30 on the nose return engagement, cut to the chase, let the ‘ Splash-pendent’ squirting be the focus. Be sure to, as the wise old mentor once said, ‘Stick it to the Man.’
