Daphne Sucks Cock For Clues

Title: “Saffron Bacchus Licks and Sucks for Scooby Clues in SexyHalloween2015 Parody”

Mystery Inc. had hit a dead end investigating the latest ghostly shenanigans at a creepy old manor. As Fred, Velma, Daphne and Shaggy wracked their brains for clues, a sultry, redheaded voice purred from behind, “Looks like you could use some help, cuties.”

Daphne turned to see the smoking hot Saffron Bacchus, dressed in a skintight catsuit that left little to the imagination. Saffron sauntered over, her hips swaying seductively. “I’m a private investigator, and I specialize in… proking situations like this.”

Fred gulped audibly as Saffron ran a perfectly manicured finger down his chest. “Probing, huh?” he said with a nervous chuckle.

Ignoring his comment, Saffron pulled a-police whistle from her ample cleavage. “You guys robes kicked, so I guess you’re just gonna have to watch me solve this case.” She blew the whistle sharply. “Time to get proactive!”

Saffron strutted into the manor, Mystery Inc. and her barely audible audio-trailing in awe. She strutted into a dimly lit room and hiked up her catsuit just enough to reveal a peek of her lacy panties before announcing loudly, “I’m detecting the scent of a man in this room. And…yup, there’s a guy hiding behind that curtain. Get out here, ya scamp!”
Slowly, a blushing Shaggy emerged, holding an old oil lamp. “Uh, sorry guys! I just got trapped in here…”

Saffron sauntered towards him, a sultry purr escaping her luscious lips. “Well, well…looks like I’m gonna have to perform a full body search on you.” She began running her hands over Shaggy’s nervous body. “Mmm, feels clean to me.”

She turned back to the gang. “But you dipshits are leaving a trail of clues wherever you go. Follow me.” Saffron lead them to a cobblestone courtyard. “See that window up there? Your dad’s pervy friend Lou Levar is spying on us from his creepy BSdegree-Dungeon! I say we give him a little show to shake some clues loose…”

Saffron strutted to the center of the courtyard, positioning herself directly under the window. She slowly peeled down her catsuit top, fully exposing her bountiful breasts. Mystery Inc. and Shaggy’s jaws dropped simultaneously.

“That’s right sticky-voyeur Lou!” Saffron called up. “You like what you see? Well then, start talking!”

Suddenly, a booming voice crackled from the manor’s speakers. “You got me! Free me and you’ll have my trust fund!”

Saffron triumphantly shook her breasts in the air and blew a wink to the window. “Scooby Dooby Don’t!” She turned back to her shocked crew. “Come on, guys, let’s get out of here. This place creaks me out.”

As the gang made their way back to their van, Daphne pulled Saffron aside. “That was amazing! You’re an incredible investigator. Not to mention, wow!”

Saffron grinned and took Daphne’s hand. “I couldn’t do it without my trusty sidekick. How about we go somewhere private and I’ll show my appreciation? I’m sure you’ll find out how I solve every case…”

Daphne blushed and nodded. Just as they were about to hop into Saffron’s sleek whip, a ghostly hand emerged from the woods and grabbed Saffron, muffling her scream as it dragged her into the shadows.

“AAAHHH!” All of a sudden, a ghostly hand emerges from the shadows and pulls Saffron away, muffling her scream as it drags her into the darkness. The gang rushes over to help, but the ghost is too quick. They’re left with only a cryptic note and a string of hair-frames.

As they try to solve the newest case, Daphne and Saffron maintain constant communication, with the redhead providing steamy voice parts via the gang’s walkie-talkies to motivate them to solve the mystery quickly. With the alluring messages guiding them, Mystery Inc. manages to thwart the villain and save Saffron, leading to an explosive reunion with lots of gnarly grateful kisses and some sexy jokes.

In the end, Saffron joins the gang as their newest member, bringing an extra dose of sexy sleuthing to each case. As they zoom off to their next mystery, the audience can’t help but wonder what other tricks Saffron has up her catsuit…