Fake Hostel – I told you I have a boyfriend

“Fake Hostel: I Told You I Have A Boyfriend” is a raunchy, hilarious short film that perfectly captures the essence of European adult entertainment. The story follows two young, attractive French girls, Lulu and Julie, as they check into a shady hostel while on vacation. Little do they know, the establishment is a front for a swinging sex club!

The film opens with Lulu and Julie strolling through a quaint French town, their ample cleavage bouncing with each step. They enter a dingy hostel, where they’re greeted by the lecherous proprietor. The pockmarked, heavy-breathing man eyes their plump asses and giant tits hungrily.

“I hope you ladies won’t be lonely tonight,” he says with a wicked smile. “This hostel is known for… how do you say? ‘Gathering people together.'” He makes an obscene gesture with his hand.

Lulu and Julie exchange a confused look. “That’s okay,” Lulu says, “I have a boyfriend.” She holds up her hand, flashing a ring on her finger.

The film then cuts to the girls lounging on their bunks, sipping wine and giggling. Suddenly, the door bursts open and a horde of porno-mustachioed men storm in, their codpieces bulging.

“Actually, we have boyfriends too,” Julie says weakly, crossing her legs. But the men pounce on them like starving dogs, groping and undressing the shocked girls.

Their cute little crop tops and sundresses are ripped away, revealing huge, bouncy tits and soft, juicy asses. The men fondle the girls’ nubile bodies, pinching nipples and spanking plump butt cheeks.

Lulu protests, “I fidelity! I fidelity!” But her objections are muffled as a cock is shoved in her mouth. She sucks it obediently, as well as several more unfamiliar dicks that are jammed into her face.

Meanwhile, Julie is bent over a table, her ass thrust up in the air. She squeals as a massive cock prods at her tight, virgin pussy. “No no, c’est pas possible!” she cries. But the dick slides deep inside her, stretching her open.

The girls are spit-roasted and double-teamed, their holes plowed by a train of hard cocks. They’re sucking, fucking, and titty-fucking like their lives depend on it. This was supposed to be a relaxing vacation, but now they’re in a literal cock-ring of men, cum spattering their faces and dripping from their cunts.

Lulu remembers her boyfriend back home, but her pussy is so hot and slippery, her mind is lost in a haze of pleasure. She hooks a leg around the proprietor’s waist and he plunges his huge dick inside her, releasing years of pent-up lust. “Oh God!” she cries. “It so good!”

Julie, too, is transformed. Her petite body jiggles with each throbbing thrust, her hair plastered to her flushing face. She backs her pillowy ass up on a cock, urging it deeper. “Put in, put in!” she begs shamelessly. The dick explodes in her, flooding her fertile womb with hot seed.

The girls are filled to the brim with cum in every hole, their makeup running down their faces in streaks. They collapse on the cum-splattered bunks, cum leaking from their tortured holes. Yet even through the agony of such a hard pounding, a light of ecstasy remains in their eyes. This is a vacation they’ll never forget!

“Fake Hostel” is a raucous, over-the-top comedy that keeps things simple – hot chicks, a bunch of horny hard-ons chasing them down, and a raunchy free-for-all fuck-a-thon. While the film is a send-up of American stag-and-femme films, it feels fresh and original, perfectly capturing that carefree, naughty spirit of European Eros. The film’s star, Aurore Tro Noble, delivers a star-making performance as the righteous but sex-hungry Lulu.

The film is a riot, and a welcome addition to the international adult genre. So book your holidays at the Fake Hostel, bring your girlfriends, and hold on to your hats (and your hats, and your hats). Cause this is one vacation that’s gonna rock your world – and leave your jizz-addled brain wishing you had a girlfriend, or five.