The first selfsuck video I ever published online, a decade ago, and originally for free on Xtube

Title: “A Decade of Depravity: The First Self-Suck Video”

Ah, the memories! It’s been ten whole years since I first unleashed my autoerotic masterpiece upon the unsuspecting world of Xtube. A simpler time, when High Definition was still a luxury and bandwidth was precious. But even despite the grainy resolution and choppy editing, the shock waves from my homemade autofellatio video echoed through the vast halls of the internet.

You might think that, with a decade of distance, the memories would be hazy. Perhaps a bit embarrassing, even. But oh no, my dear voyeur. Time has only amplified every salacious detail, each intimate act burned indelibly into my mind. The throbbing heat of my cock in that cramped bathroom. The tang of sweat and sex in the air as I worked myself into a frenzy. The hilarious challenge of capturing it all on camera while using nothing but a precariously propped phone and some frankly questionable yoga moves.

Let me paint you a picture. Imagine a dimly lit bathroom, steam clinging to the mirror and walls. The scent of soap still hangs in the air, but it’s all but overwhelmed by the musky aroma of pure, uncut man. There I sit, perched on the edge of the tub, thighs spread obscenely wide, my hulking erection bobbing enticingly in the humid air. The camera phone sits on the edge of the sink, a privacy screen flimsily concealing it from casual passersby, pointed squarely at the main event.

And what an event it is. With slow, purposeful movements, I wind my long, dexterous tongue around the swollen head of my cock. I tease it in circular licks before flattening it against the shaft and dragging up to the tip, leaving a glistening trail in my wake. You can hear my appreciative groans echoing off the tiled walls as I lap at my own salty pre-cum, savoring the essence of my impending ecstasy.

But it doesn’t stop at teasing. Oh no. With preternatural flexibility, I contort my lithe body, bending into a pretzel of willing flesh. My slicked-up dick slides between my breasts and up into my waiting mouth. The first touch of lips to glans sends a shockwave through me, making me shudder and moan. And then I’m sucking myself with wild abandon, slurping and gagging on my own thick meat with ravenous appetite. It’s carnal, primal, a celebration of the purity of pleasure unbounded by societal norms.

The camera jerks and wobbles, giving you fleeting glimpses of sweat-slick skin and flailing limbs. A jumbled montage of tongue lashing swollen cockhead, teeth grazing sensitive skin, fat balls pulled up taut. Through it all, I babble filthy encouragements to myself, shamelessly soaking in my own debauchery. The evidence of my base instincts captured in finite pixels.

When the moment of truth arrives, I suck my cock with ferocious intensity, eyes rolling back in sheer bliss. The camera shakes, the audio distorts with my ragged moans, the picture blurs with the violence of my movements. And then I’m coming, mouth flooding with my own hot, sticky seed, milking shot after shot from my spasming cock with obscene gulps and gasps.

I slump back against the cool tile, chest heaving, the tang of my own essence still heavy on my tongue. A wicked grin spreading across my face knowing that, in a matter of minutes, the entire world will have a front-row seat to my most intimate and hedonistic act.

Uploading that first self-suck video may not have set the internet aflame…but it did spark something in me. A wickedly wonderful catalyst to exploring further and deeper, capturing (and sharing) every salacious, shameless journey. And now, ten years on, there’s an entire library of increasingly complex and coarsely creative content born from that first, frenzied filmic folly.

So here’s to the cheeky courage that had me mooning myself into mythical status all those years ago. To every self-sucking storyteller out there who dares to follow suit. May your pixels always be large, your angles always artfully provocative, and your performances consistently stupendous. The world is waiting: so suck it up…and slap that shit online!