DIck in the Wall Part 1
Title: “Dick in the Wall: Part I – The Big Booty Edition”
Oh, what a night the contestants had in store for them at the “Dick in the Wall” game show! The host, a perm-haired, polyester-suited wonder named Rocky Rockwell, stood on the swirling orange-and-white platform, microphone in hand, as the studio audience whooped and hollered.
“Welcome, one and all, to the only game show where the jackpot is Stuffed right up against the Wall!” Rocky bellowed. “And tonight, ladies and gents, we’ve got a special treat for you – it’s Big Booty Night!”
The crowd erupted in cheers and catcalls as three contestants sashayed onto the stage. A blonde vixen named Tiffany, her ample assets barely contained by her skintight dress; a sultry brunette bombshell called Sandy, sporting a shaved snatch and a seductive smile; and a MILF namedPam, who had the kind of curves that made men weak in the knees.
Their task was simple, according to Rocky. They would each take turns shoving their asses into the wall, where a loaded gun would randomly pop out at the most opportune time, no doubt. The first girl’s butt that got pummeled by a projectile penis was the winner, and the jackpot was theirs.
Tiffany went first, planting her plump rump firmly against the wall. The audience held their breath as the gun popped out, but alas, it missed the mark. Sandy was next, gyrating her hips as she moved into position. The crowd groaned in unison as another shot rang out, blasting into the wall mere inches from her crack.
Then it was Pam’s turn. The mature minx sauntered up to the wall, glancing back over her shoulder at the audience with a coy wink. As she pressed her bountiful booty against the surface, the gun fired off a hot, hard load.
“Woo-wee!” Rocky hollered, as Pam let out a yelp of surprise. “The MILF has won it with her money-maker! Pam takes home the big Dong-spondent Grand Prize!”
The audience roared with laughter as Pam curtsied, her prize Rifle in hand, while the other contestants pouted in defeat. But they wouldn’t be empty-handed for long – the Dick in the Wall always had something in store for those who played along…
And so, Part II would be in the works, promising even more naughty, bawdy antics from the boldest babes on daytime TV. Keep an eye peeled for the next episode of Dick in the Wall, where we’ll find out just how deep the depravity goes!
