Vom EX mies erniedrigt!
“My Ex Girlfriend GTFO My Life!” – A Rude Awakening
Trusting that once-loved ex to move out of your life can be quite the rite of passage. But what do you do when said ex just won’t go away? Well, if said ex is lovely young Mia, you make her prove she still loves you by submitting to some good old-fashioned German humiliation.
That’s the premise of “My Ex Girlfriend GTFO My Life!” a raunchy video that starts off with a seemingly serene scene – a pretty young redhead sitting nicely on a chair, head down, hands in lap. Seems innocent and defenseless, right? Not so fast my friend.
That’s because this sweet-faced minx is Mia, a former flame who apparently just won’t leave her ex alone. He’s tried getting the cops involved, tried multiple restraining orders, even tried moving halfway across the country, but this girl is persistent! Determined to make her get lost once and for all, he resorts to the ultimate revenge fantasy – making her prove she loves him by re-enacting a convincing public sex scene.
The ex, who we’ll call “E,” is visibly nervous and unsure at first. But Mia has no qualms about getting right down to business. “Just do it, schnell! I want everyone to see what aheticless, odious little cum dumpster I am!” she urges, her blue eyes glinting with depraved eagerness.
And so it begins. With Mia straddling E’s lap, her head hung low, she slowly starts to unfasten his belt and reach inside his pants. “Hier ist Ihre Fotze, Use sie,” she breathily announces, performing a lewd handjob that would make even Pervy McGee blush.
Just as the release grows too intense for E to bear, he abruptly pushes Mia off him and onto the floor. “Es ist so ärgerlich, mehr!” she whines. More! Like the good little toy she is, E obliges by harshly yanking her head back and roughly pinning her down. You can hear the painful yelp Mia lets out but she seems too far gone with lust to protest beyond that.
“Ficken Sie hard enough that everyone knows I belong to you,” she mewls desperately. E parts her thighs as she unapologetically face-fucks her, slobber dripping down her chin, mascara running down her cheeks. At this point, Mia looks more like a busted drug addict than the sweet young ingénue she was at the start.
Her pants come down next. “Look closely everyone. This is a thief, a traitor, wearing My EX BRo Boyfriend Chloe’s underwear. Yes, I bet you wear all my clothes don’t you? Bet you sleep in my shirt every night and sniff it and sniff it and sniff it to remember me,” E mocks her as he viciously spanks her bared ass. Mia nods pitifully, her throaty moans betraying a mix of shame and pleasure. Tears stream down her face but she seems loving every moment of it.
Suddenly, she hears movement behind her. A few seconds later, a male voice rings out – excited and accusatory. It’s her current boyfriend! Understandably, he’s shocked and pissed off to walk in on what looks like his bimbo girlfriend getting molested in public and videos.
“He doesn’t understand anything, he is so stupid. Let him join in too.” Mia quickly calls over to her bf, “It’s just your perverse Tigoletti from foreskin rubbing my sleazy mess. Come and bond together so you can grab cum inside my cunt.”
Regardless of his obvious dismay, E’s new partner-in-crime seems gentleman enough to join in the (albeit highly unorthodox) fun. In a move that’s part re-enactment, part sadomasochistic roleplay, they take turns violating Mia as she begs for more. It’s raunchy, it’s kinky, and the icing on the extremely fucked-up cake is when E vomits right on Mia’s face.
“Ah, that brings back so many fun memories,” Mia laughs, “remember your first handjob and you vomited on my face.” Ya think?? At this point, you have to wonder what this relationship was like exactly when it was actually going on. But then again, who are we to question the twisted workings of another person’s love life?
Needless to say, by the end of it, everyone in this twisted little scenario is utterly satisfied – especially Mia, who *gasp* gets to cum! And E all his prayers have finally been answered! He’ll never have to face such a sicko slut disturbing his precious marital bliss again-as far as the viewer knows anyway.
So there you have it folks, a cautionary tale of exes gone wild, blonde bimbos behaving badly and the lengths us humans will go to prove a point. Maybe this was a bit more raunchy than you bargained for, but hey, what’s life without a little depravity every now and then, am I right? Juz don’t ask me to explain German; I’m Canadian…