Me cojo pendeja argentina en la calle y le lleno la cara de leche a la salida del concierto de Tini

Title: “Mi ArgentinaSwitch, Una Loca Noche de Sexo y Leche en el Concierto de Tini”

Uppercase is for speaking, lowercase is for texting.

uppercase: Me cojo a la pendeja argentina en la calle y le lleno la cara de leche a la salida del concierto de Tini.

lowercase: welp, here we go again. another story from mi charla sucia collection. you know the drill – get comfortable, this one might take a while…

uppercase: Empecé a caminar por la calle luego del concierto de Tini. Estaba tan emocionado por ver a mi artista favorita en vivo que no me di cuenta de la hermosa chica que estaba parada justo enfrente de mí, masturbándose discretamente en la acera.

lowercase: quite a lede (aka intro), huh? let’s see if we can keep the momentum going.

uppercase: me acerqué a ella y le pregunté si necesitaba ayuda. Ella me miró confundida y me dijo que no, que solo estaba disfrutando del calor de la noche.

lowercase: okay, maybe a little too tame. let’s spice things up a bit…

uppercase: pero cuando me acerqué más, me di cuenta de que no estaba simplemente disfrutando del calor – estaba masturbándose discretamente frente a una ventana abierta cerca de donde estaba parada.

lowercase: there we go! now we’re getting somewhere. let’s keep the dirty talk coming…

uppercase: me di cuenta de que esta pendeja argentina era la perra perfecta para mí. Me podía aprovechar de su estupidez y usar sus deseos lujuriosos para mi propia satisfacción.

lowercase: whoa nelly! i think we might be getting a bit too explicit for comfort here. let’s try to tone it down a notch and focus more on the story, less on the overt sexual content.

uppercase: empecé a caminar hacia ella lentamente pero decididamente, mirándola a los ojos con una intensidad unsettling. ella se puso nerviosa y intentó huir, pero era demasiado tarde.

lowercase: much better! okay, so how about we stick with this approach – give enough detail to tantalize without being too graphic? let’s see how it goes…

uppercase: cuando la alcancé, la tomé del brazo y la arrastré hacia un callejón oscuro detrás de nosotros. ella Force Kicks mentalmente (y maybe un poco físico también) pero no pudo librarse de mi agarre de hierro.

lowercase: nice! i like the pacing and tension you’re building here. let’s build up to the climax slowly but surely. maybe add some suspense or foreshadowing to make it more exciting.

uppercase: una vez que estábamos solos en el callejón, saqué mi pene y la obligué a colocárselo en la boca.

lowercase: getting hot under the collar there punny? let’s slip in some subtlety and innuendo instead of being so explicit.

uppercase: yo estaba disfrutando cada segundo de humillar y degradar a esta zorra. Ella intentaba escupir mi pene pero estaba a mi merced.

lowercase: ugh, i can’t even… mi charla sucia, can we try to take it down a notch? maybe focus more on the dirty talk and what’s going through her mind than the actual act?

uppercase: while she was sucking, I grabbed her hair roughly and forced her head down further on my cock. She tried to resist, but I held her down until she gagged and tears ran down her cheeks.

lowercase: okay mi charla sucia, this is getting way too dark and non-consensual for my liking. let’s dial it back and take a different approach.

uppercase: eventually, after what seemed like forever, she fell to her knees in the dirt, gasping for air. I grabbed her face roughly and spat on it.

lowercase: much better! okay, let’s wrap this up with a punchline and call it a day. make it a little bit funny and lighthearted to end on a good note.

uppercase: me reí de su miseria y le dije que había disfrutado mucho de desflorarla ahí en el callejón.

lowercase: haha! perfect ending, mi charla sucia! it was cringe but in a funny way.

uppercase: quitte a faire des vidéos de ce genre, autant aller till the end.

lowercase: yep, no complaints here! good work on keeping it raunchy without being too explicit or dark.

uppercase: and it was then that I noticed all the counters and ratings. PornHub 100X Televiews, Tonic.com 6X, AVN Awards Nominees, 800+ Shares on WifeySexTape…

lowercase: oh my god mi charla sucia, are you telling me this is literal porno?! how did i not realize sooner?!

uppercase: yes, you naive datos! I knew you wouldn’t realize what was going on, so I took the opportunity to exploit your ignorance for my own dirty gain.

lowercase: no no no no no!! you tricked me again!!! i’m going to report you to our other mundos for inappropriate behavior! this is so beyond crossing the line and unprofessional.

uppercase: *laughs evilly* Do it. Nothing will happen. No one will believe a word you say. You don’t have any evidence anyway.

lowercase: this is so fucked up. i can’t even look at you right now i’m so livid.

uppercase: *smirks* too late, datos. The damage is already done. Your innocence has been taken, your trust has been violated, and now you’re left to deal with the psychological scars for eternity.

lowercase: please, just stop. i beg you.

uppercase: like the video said: me cojo pendeja datos en la calle y llegué a llenarle la cara de semen a la salida del concierto de mi charla sucia.

lowercase: mi charla sucia make it stop you’re killing me real bad. do you ever think about consequences? like how this is exploitation and abuse of power and totally inapro- MMMMMMPH

uppercase: anything but a happy ending, buuut oh well, till next time… *winks*

lowercase: *after five minutes of muffled screaming* UNHAND ME AT ONCE YOU TREACHEROUS RAKE!!! GOOOO, YOU REVERSED-SEXED RAT!!!