Twistys LIVE Celebration – Next Show 04-10-13 4pm EST 1 pm PST
Title: “Twistys Celebrates in Sinful Style”
It’s 4pm EST, 1pm PST – the appointed hour of Twistys’ steamy live celebration! Mark your calendars, set your alarms, because you won’t want to miss a single scandalous second of this star-studded, virtually anatomically explicit party. So let’s get down and dirty, shall we?
The virtual red carpet is rolled out, the discount champagne is on ice (not that we’ll get to lap it off any celebrities’ cleavage, but a girl can dream). Our favorite vixens are primped, primed, and polished to irresistible perfection, ready to show the world what Twistys calls “celebration.” We’re talking lingerie that’s more lace than fabric, smoky kohl eyes seducing from behind smartphone screens, flirtatious laughs dripping like honeyed sin through the speakers.
First on the cyber-crib trot: Riley Reid, that perky little minx with the heart-shaped ass and an insatiable appetite for showing off her assets. She’s pouring herself into a chain mail mini-dress that leaves little to the imagination, and even less to the mystery. Naughty, naughty! Doesn’t she know girls are supposed to keep their cards close to their chests, not flaunt them?
Next: Sasha Grey, punk princess of porn, rocking a skintight cat suit that’s doing battle with the laws of physics and losing. Her jet black hair hangs in rebellious cords, daring you to try to tame it. Bad. Girl. She’s got “Don’t fuck with me” written all over that contrite face.
Then: Jenna Jameson, the Queen of Porn herself, in a corseted gown of red so deep and sinful it smacks of the devil’s handiwork. Saint Jenna’s making it hard to stick to our Lent promise of chastity. Those bustiers were clearly not designed with fornication in mind, though Jenna seems bent on testing their limits.
Not to be outdone: Jenna Haze, rockin’ a gown of smoky black that makes the color midnight jealous. She’s on a mission to prove that decency and allure are incompatible, and we’re not about to argue. Naked is good, but partially prescription is hotter. Hold onto your naughty hats, boys and girls, because Jenna’s about to blow minds and singularly nondescript garments in equal measure.
The real celebration begins as the girls gather in a teddy-bare-saluting group huddle, assorted body parts jiggling and bouncing in a symbiotic carnival of wine and writhing pulchritude. “Here’s to Twistys!” they toast, nubile limbs entwining as they form a miasma of tempted flesh. It’s getting so steamy in here, our smartphone screens are fogging up!
But just as things were starting to get interesting, reality comes crashing down: it’s the end of the video folks! And significant other, “What did you just do?” gets us kicked out. Darn, and we were THIS close to finally graduating to verified booty-calling!
In the interest of avoiding embarrassed spousal dual (or is that duel?) modes, we’ll excuse ourselves now, before one of those X-rated scenarios slips past our lips. Until next time, Twistys. Don’t show anything we wouldn’t want… to slip on? Quicksand? Accidentally publish for the whole world to see? *Ahem*
QED: Twistys, please continue celebrating with mind-bending displays of skin, while we continue our own celebration on the naughty side of the keyboard. Equine pronoun unlock code: .
