COLEGE RULES – Sorority Sluts And Sex Games: What More Do You Want!?

Welcome to campus life, new students! As incoming freshmen, you’re sure to be filled with excitement, trepidation, and no small amount of… curiosity about the raunchy antics that supposedly occur behind the hallowed halls of academia. Well get ready for your voyeuristic eyes to pop, because College Rules is about to dish out some scorching hot, PG-13-to-adultVariety flesh fest material that’ll make you drop your laptop and play with yourself. Or maybe that’s just me.

In the racy romp that is College Rules – Sorority Sluts and Sex Games: What More Do You Want!?, we descend into the depraved depths of suburban sorority life to bear witness to a frightful orgy of wild college girls, debauched fraternity boys, and lusty coeds with raging hormones. It’s a haze of jello wrestling, drunken hookups, and enough bouncing butt cheeks to make your head spin.

Our story begins at the scene of the crime, a rowdy college party where the booze is flowing generously and clothes are changing at an alarming rate. What starts as innocent dancing and flirting quickly blossoms into a no-holds-barred sexual free-for-all, with nubile nymphs riding rods and laying pipe in every corner of the house. They’re doing the doggy-style dance, riding the rides with abandon, and being pleasured every which way a college girl might fantasize.

To add a teeny bit of cheesy plot, there’s a new girl on campus – pouty lipped simp Ava Hardy, who is enrolled in “Sophomore Studies” of the more personal variety. Our aristocratic heroine is intrigued by the promises of pleasure offered by her sorority sisters, and takes one for the team in Antioch Agreement debauchery. Next thing she knows, she’s three bottles deep, draped over some frat boy’s lap, and stuck in the spitroast of her life.

Now, even with the magic of cinematic post-coitus erasure techniques, no one can resist a piece of Ava, much less a more than a toothful gaggle of frat dudes. So what ensues is an ecstatic montage of hot babes making magic happen – chubby chasers grinding on big booty babes, milky milfs nursing their fresh-faced studs, and hunks with amorous punan robots romancing gorgeous vivavixens. The debauchery is nothing short of epic, with the gals and guys engaging in everything from passionate pussy thumping, to blowjob barebacking, to double decker titty-banging.

Now, I’m sure you’re wondering, “Who are these naughty nymphs and virile studs, capable of such athletic feats or debauchery?” Well, wonder no more, for the cast of this cinematic masterpiece is nothing short of… eh-hem, impressive alumni! You’ve got your Ava Hardys, Dillion Harpers, and a bevy of big-bootied babes that will leave you frothing at the screen. Suffice to say, these ladies are well-versed in the arts of pleasure and pain, and they’re not afraid to show it.

So there you have it, folks – College Rules delivers on its debased promise of wild parties, drunk nasty teens and no-holds-barred pussy poundings. It’s like an all you can eat buffet of the best of the best human aperitifs, and you’re the lucky patron with an empty plate. So go on, grab your highlighter, headphones and an ice pack, because this flick will rile you up more than a girl in a wet t-shirt contest. Enjoy the show, and remember – it’s just a movie, so whatever happens here, stays here. Unless you post it on the internet, then it’s then permanent. Oops.