E-Girl Fortnite Bomber BJ Royale

The colorful, pixelated world of Fortnite has never been the same since the video “E-Girl Fortnite Bomber BJ Royale” hit the web. The cosplayer, a busty teen in her late teens, flaunted her bubble butt and giant fake tits in a skimpy Fortnite battle armor costume sure to set epic gamer hearts aflutter. But this ain’t no wholesome V-Bucks party – this is hardcore adult content that would make the N7 crew blush.

In the first five seconds alone, the e-girl cosplayer sets the stage for a sinful saga. Clad in a black and white bikini top that struggles to contain her enormous breasts, she gyrates her booty to the camera. The lewd look in her eyes says it’s on, and it’s getting X-rated real fast.

The camera zooms in on her assets as she lunges back and forth, twerking her plump derriere to the viewer’s delight. With each exaggerated movement, her magnificent mammary glands threaten to leap free from their barely-there confinement. It’s a miracle of modern engineering how that top stays on at all.

Suddenly, the gaming-with-a-high-stakes twist: she whips out a massive, girthy butt plug. The camera follows her as she licks the shiny, realistic toy with a seductive smirk. She runs her tongue along the length before giving it a few sloppy sucks. The size of this thing could be intimidating if you didn’t know she’s up for the challenge.

“I’m gonna stuff this big ass weapon right up this booty,” she declares with a saucy wink. Never one to shy away from a confirmation bias spectacle, she bends over to showcase her pussy and asshole, now glistening with saliva. With her hands grasping her cheeks, she pulls them apart and sticks her tongue out teasingly.

After applying a generous amount of lube (which, to be fair, is also weaponized from time to time in the battle royale), she slowly inserts the formidable phallic intruder into her rectum. Her face contorts in mock agony until she’s got the whole enormous cock buried deep in her guts. “D Dale! Guy!” she cries out in ecstasy.

Pleased with her self-inflicted analazaroth tactics, she lounges back and begins to gyrate her hips, working that bass up her ass. It’s a mesmerizing site to behold, a breathtaking display of flexibility and stamina. The butt plug gyrates hypnotically as she pounds it deeper and harder.

“Are you guys ready for the naughty part?” she asks coyly from her lewd repose. Ready or not, she spreads her thighs and dips a finger gingerly into her wet, virgin folds. With the footage moving in slow-mo close-up, we watch as if in wonder as her digit violates the sacred barrier of her maidenhead.

The audience gasps in unison. “You can’t be serious,” they exclaim. Yes, she certainly is. Before our eyes in crystal-clear HD, she fondles her nipples as she finger-fucks her pierced cunt with increasing ferocity. All the while, that godly ass plug puts its foot in her booty’s door, wiggling and jostling as she humps into her own hand.

“How’s that boobie-tube fapping you up candy-hand fans?” she asks in a momentary pause, referring to her fertile breasts which spill in sumptuous fashion from her skimpy top. “I’m fingerbanging this beaver in honor of all you cock-minded gamer boys!”

Turning onto her front, she drives two fingers into her glistening snatch, writhing and bouncing as she does. Lewd wet squelching noises emanate from the scene, a symphony of sinful sounds daring the viewer to whack until they vanish. All the while, she’s babbling begging plea after begging plea for someone, anyone, to plow her the same way she’s buttfucking her. Maybe even with their ostentatious attack aircraft epilator crank.

Finally, in a rapture of carnal desperation, she cums, her acidic princess pot clattering off the floor. Her shrieks of ecstasy are as otherworldly as her body. The e-girl is simultaneously the hunter and the prey in this sexual battle royale, all unambiguous energy and domination.

The chorus of moans and click sounds in the background is all the evidence you need that she’s got her fans in the palm of her hand… er, arms and legs. “So what do you guys think?” she gasps at the finish, her decadent tits heaving. “That was my double-digit Fortnite fan fiction fantasy!”

As she removes her instruments of fingers and phallic protrusion, we see the bloody shreds of her hymen on her glistening digit. She pinches the pinkish folds, stretching them wide so her fan base can crow their approval. And crow they do, the shouts of praise and inadequacy ringing in her ears like digital applause.

The heaving spectacle concludes with her flexing her glutes one final time. “That’s right, I slurped the slobber off this booty bomb. Thanks for playing with me online, this has been far more fun than any beta battle bus!” And with a giggle and a goodbye wave, she leaves her audience with mouths agape and tighty whities stained for the final time.

It’s a brazen orgy of edgy bikini babe naughtiness, delivered with just the right dose of camp whimsy to prevent it from being a full-blown spiritual emergency. This is Dougie-style fanfic with the uncaring, trash-by-numbers ratios perfectly normalized by the horned up, anime-eyed protagonist.

The pixelated pantheon will never be the same. This is a porno to traumatize your coworkers on a discarded bus, and assault every taboo with a megavoided bully squid and you’ll be logging in grinning for days. It’s fine.