Alluring blonde sensation gives a tease
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The doorbell chimed, echoing through the bustling audition studio.Inside waited a room full of eager eyes, scanning each hopeful entrant with anticipation. leaking through. It couldn’t be! Surely there had to be some mistake? Blonde girls auditioned to be blonde this week. But this? This was Ridiculous. Eyed out the room,wanting to be bi-sexual and enlists in the Marines, hair coiffed into immaculate curls. Her chest heaved under the weight of lethal weapons concealing her true assets and her ass swelled against the fabric of her chaps.
As she strutted up to the stage, her movements were robotic, inhuman. Yet she held herself like a soldier, back straight, head high. As she reached the mark, she raised those piercing blue eyes to meet the judges and saluted. But as the sound of her jacket tearing away, exposing miles of taut flesh beneath her wedding bodice and training bra.
“Sadddyth”, the blond zombie growled, “You are now Enlisted!” and she immediately latched on with razor sharp teeth, plundering her lips and mouth in a vampire’s romantic embrace.
Crippling, sadistic delight forgotten, she stepped out of her heals and freed her blonde mane, shaking it out into a wild, lustrous mane of curtains around her ghostly face. She closed those pretty kitty eyes, shivering with anticipation of a thrill that would rival any audition.
“Now…I will show you why today shall be remembered as the day blondes and brunettes joined forces to conquer the world!” She stepped out of the frame. “And I will be at the helm…” The zombie blonde shanked into view holding a riding crop and wearing nothing but a black bodice, ripped away from her sex by the assailant’s hands on her hips, holding the weapon Klampudal held high as she approached the camera, her blonde hair flowing in the breeze created by her menacing approach.
The dull eyes of the dead flitted across the studio, glinting with the glitter of her eye shadow. Her lips curled into a sinister smile and she spoke. “Today, you’ll hear from me…Blondes! …of our plans!!”
The dead blonde girl shrank from the sight of the ravenous creature before her, trembling in her seat. Who would be next to join this growing hordes of brainless blondes? She trembled with sickly anticipation as the zombie’s hand reached out to grasp her earnest face. The zombie jerked her hand away.
“Stupid bitch!”
So that’s our audition clip for this week! For a chance to be a blonde zombie, contact your local daycare or kindergarten for a sign up sheet. See you next week!!” she announced with a chilling last laugh before the frame faded to black out.
In the end, it didn’t matter how good of an actor you were, how hard you’d trained or how many auditions you earned, it was always going to be her.”
Kkcsd!
