Apex Legends Porn Parody EXXXTENDED VERSION

Title: “Legendary Lewdness: A Grand Pounded in the World of Apex Legends”

The iconic lobby theme music of Apex Legends blares as the camera pans over the stunning faces and fit bodies of the game’s hottest characters, gathered for a fateful round of battle royale. But this isn’t your typical match – this is Wood Rocket’s EXXXXtended Porn Parody version!

Wraith, the elusive Void Runner, bends over provocatively, her athletic ass straining against the tight fabric of her bodysuit. She gives a sultry wink to the camera before portaling herself onto the fateful dropship. Meanwhile, a scantily-clad Bloodhound heads to the drop point, their perky breasts bouncing with every stride, hungry to track down some luscious meat to shoot her shotgun at.

The plane takes flight as our sexy squad boards. Wattson, the cute but quick-witted electrical engineer, adjusts her goggles as she eyes up the Lynx KC-9-600 rifle in her hands. She can’t wait to feel the recoil, one way or another. Across from her, the sultry and strategic Octane, now proudly sporting a pierced and throbbing cock beneath his shorts, itches for his chance to blast his way to glory.

As the plane soars over the ringed Outlands of Kings Canyon, Loba sits at the back, twirling her hair and teasing Pathfinder’s sensitive squishy legs. She whispers in his ear about all the rewards she’d like to collect from his bots before the match is over. Pathfinder shudders, thrilled at the thought of being her next loot.

The pilot of the dropship, a crimson-skinned robe-wearing beauty advertising her Holo-Day Bash event, guides their path. “Weapons hot, tickle truncheons ready. Let’s put the FUCK in final fuckdown!” she quips over the comms as they leap towards the ground.

The impact is rough as the squad lands, immediately on the prowl for weapons and gear. A minor skirmish at whitesprings erupts and Wattson succumbs to the enemy, her ass arched and presented as he takes her from behind in herilsting end, moaning their stacked names into the mic to the world’s unsuspecting ears.

As the blue wall closes in and his teammates look for cover to lick their wounds, Octane whips out his oversized Octane min Landau, cock swelling to fullness as he fires at a distant challenger. The recoil is ecstatic and the blast is explosive. He falls to his knees as he spurts his seed onto the artificial turf grass in orgasm.

The sultry soda sisters Mirage and Rhapsody crash on the horizon. “I hope they’re thirsty, because I’ve got something they can drink that’s much more potent than Soda Pop,” Rhapsody smirks. They spot a perched Bloodhound eyeing the enemy camp from afar. Mirage summons his holographic twin for a bogus decoy distraction and Rhapsody pounces on her furry prey. As Bloodhound yips and yowls in pleasure, Rhapsody gyrates; her pink orgasm bouncing as she tastes the beast.

Suddenly, a lone predator hunting in the streets of Market : Prowler, is lit up by this impromptu love fest! Her prey, or predator depending on how you look at it, is an amused Pathfinder. The botsPose, percolating, preen and Swiss cheese each other, while the robotic rhino is riding her human companion, vibrating to the moans as she fucks Pathfinder silly against a wall in this anatomized Anonymous zone.

As the Outlands ring shrinks and the tinggal, or end of round, nears, our Apex legends square off in a final battle arena This reknowned bubble trouble. At last, Wraith and Pathfinder emerge as the victorious poundings from this deadly gauntlet of hardcore foeplay and erotic encounters. Wraith admires the view, though her concept of time is still blurred. As their purssuit If she could pound a nonsense she’d probably bang accursed her victory arms across his chest.

He takes this science as an opportunity to size up the Void Runner, ogle her tight ass She playfully pushes him away, “That’s space-aged asshole, stud!” Despite the insolent quip, you can see from the Laser beam Lock her eyes,tm penetrance, she is nonplussed, if you catch our drift! This leads to a flurry of carnal encounters between the pair that is nothing short of legendary, as they enjoy status quo, but more importantly sex! Round one of the Apex Fuckdown is in the books!

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