Big Bang – Leonards Pissed And Sheldon Creampies Penny
Title: “The Bigwithstanding Bang”
Azrael pushed a button on the distant management, and the holographic show crackled to life. Towering over the sofa like a large blue mothership hovering above Earth, the TARDIS blinked and the porthole door swooshed open. His backup dancers, the previous companions of the Doctor, poured out in glittery area costumes and shimmied their means across the breakdancing robotic. “Bigbang, bigbang, bigbang,” they chanted.
The Doctor, now Disasterpiece, hopped out right into a crouch and patted the 2 ladies on the bum, pumping his eyebrows. “Twice the fun, half the damsels!” he declared. “Some like it hot, some like it random!” His TARDIS translated his cringe-worthy line into ultra-cool sound results and neon arrows in profesorial Aerocrunch font.
Raj emerged from the clear doorways, his eyes vast. “Penny, I just saw Dr. Disaster…I mean Disasterpiece in the hallway! He was… blue! Peter Capaldi blue, not a human blue. A technicolor Crayola blue, the color of Robin of Sherwood blue!”
Penny’s mouth fell open. “Holy shitballs, I totally just creamed myself! I mean, kinda literally.”
Sheldon sashayed over, wagging his finger. “Bazinga! Dr. Disasterpiece is here to pour yogurt up your babymaker, neighbor. Also, I’ve been pouring yogurt into my babymaker for the past 9.6 hours. Bazinga!”
HCartoonCojocalo, after all… Disasterpiece simply stepped ahead to jet wash all remaining dust and shed the scaled animal, elegantly fishmouthed I do know his identify
