Blowjobs and Handjobs Galore with Hot Busty Blondes
Title: “Blonde Bombshells: A Cum-tastic Compilation”
Alanna is the very picture of wholesome blonde all-American beauty – golden tresses cascading down her back, sea-green eyes sparkling with mischief, and a dazzling smile that could melt professional babysitters’ hearts across the nation. But don’t let her girl-next-door good looks fool you. Once her inhibitions are lowered, this sexy certified blonde bombshell transforms into a lustful, cock-hungry succubus.
Her BFF Jenna is a tall, striking beauty. Voluptuous curves you just want to grab and squeeze for hours. She looks like she should be in a James Bond film, slinking around in a slinky gold gown holding a martini. Or a vodka tonic. But this sultry siren would much rather wrap her bee-stung lips around a big, throbbing, ready-to-bust.
These two vixens are on a mission – to make their men erupt with sheer bliss from expert oral stimulation. Not stiff, held-back, polite ‘blowies’ either. No no. These slutty blondes are determined to tease, please, and squeeze out every last drop of creamy jizz from those oversized lollipops between their thighs.
They start their seduction in the living room. The guys are relaxing on the couch, enjoying some “guy time” – maybe watching football, playing video games, re-enacting their favorite scenes from “A League of Their Own.” Whatever they’re doing, it’s about to go from bro night to bust night in about 3.8 seconds flat, tops.
Alanna slinks in, cat eyes blazing with hunger. She drags a fingertip across her lover’s thigh and says something in his ear – we don’t know what, but it makes him unbuckle his belt and shimmy out of his pants faster than a third grader at the end of a school day.
Jenna’s beau is surprised when she licks his ear then whispers “Let me show you the proper way to hold this.” She winks, pushes him back on the couch, and produces a long, girthy sex toy from god knows where. It’s big. Real big. Movie star big.
These horny blondes bet their blowjobs are even better than a month of summer vacation, when Alanna takes that now rock solid rocket to the root like it’s her job. She swallows around it until tears spring to her eyes, then pulls back and French kisses the tip.
Meanwhile, Jenna’s boytoy is in heaven as she proves she’s a certified member of the Flute Club. Watch her eyes roll back in pure ecstasy as that monster hitchhikes up and down her throat. No gags or chokes, she takes it like a champ. A cock champion.
Then the buxom blondes switch gears – a handjob is next on the menu. Jenna’s ravishing ruler requires two hands to get a good grip, so Alanna lends a hand – and what a hand it is! They pump in tandem, smooshing, squeezing, twisting that phallic popsicle until…
KAPOW! Time for the grand finale. Advanced technique is put on display as they make the most of those manmilk machines. Milk and milk until they’re milked dry. These girls have more than enough suction to drain the depositories.
The lucky lads mouth the usual cliche lines – “…I can’t believe how good that was,” “my mind is still blown,” the usual yadda yadda that blondes so often hear. Then the ladies shrug, tell them to buzz off for a while so they can go take a long hot shower and scrub out their throats. Earned it.
They earned it alright. These blondes have every guy’s oral fantasy conquered and shot into The Big O. If there were sexual Olympics, they’d get a gold medal. Oh but wait – there IS an award show for the skilled, experienced, and-aggressive vulva-owners out there! It’s called…
“Semen Semantics: A Blow Job Awards Program Honoring Women Who Shine”
These blondes – they’d clean up, winners from the teeniest tip-teaser all the way to the jumbo job. No competition! Alanna and Jenna would take home the top prize…
AND WHAT’S THAT, YOU GUYS ASK?? Why, it’s a big, sparkling fake golden Trophy O shaped like a giant lollipop, of course! They’d hold it up over their heads, totally naked, hair all wild, jizz still stuck in their smiles, and belt out loud as a megaphone: WE WON! WE WON!
And to think, it all started with a simple courtesy blow job. Snake into the living room, get some face time with the meat flute, and you too could be the next big winner! So get lippy ladies, it’s time to get to the root of some oral exploration. They did, and they emerged with shining blues. The shining blues of fluid proof. Go get ’em, girls!