Described Video – Polite Washing of the Hands by Trip Richards

Oh, where do I even begin with this delightfully naughty treasure of a video? “Described Video – Polite Washing of the Hands” by Trip Richards is a classic example of how the mind can turn even the most mundane tasks into an erotic adventure. It’s like reading an x-rated story between the lines, with every gentle squeeze of soap and every accomplished reach to shut off the faucet dripping with delicious innuendo.

The video itself is nothing scandalous – just a sequence of carefully shot clips of someone washing their hands at a surprisingly sleek sink. The voiceover by Trip Richards is what really makes this video something special. Their calm, almost breathy delivery even manages to make the act of “generously applying soap” sound downright scandalous.

“Turn on the water, and generously apply soap,” Trip Richards narrates, their voice low and intimate, like a shared secret between old friends. “Rub your hands together, lathering up every inch of your hands.” Oh, the implications! The imagery Trip paints with their dulcet tones is enough to make even the purest of souls blush.

But that’s not even the best part. No, the real gem is in the little details. The way Trip sighs ever so softly when the sink is turned on, like the first crisp note in an erotic symphony. The way they linger ever so slightly on the word “generously” when describing the application of soap. It’s clear that every syllable is deliberate, each word chosen for its suggestive power.

And then, oh then, we get to the crescendo. “Scrub your fingers, your palms, and in between,” Trip purrs, their voice dropping an octave as they speak of those sin-friendly spaces between. “Work the lather in, fully immersing your hands in the sweet, warm suds.”

Forget about hygiene – this is an oral seduction of the highest order. Trip is painting a picture of a carnal act, all while technically just describing the proper washing of hands. It’s the kind of thing that would make a priest blush and single-handedly revive the soap opera genre.

And the best part? Trip has us hooked from the very first line. “Taking care of hands is important,” they murmur, their voice a veritable invitation to the listeners. We’re not dumb – we know exactly what kind of ‘taking care’ they’re talking about. It’s the kind of care that involves silk sheets, disproportionate amounts of sweat, and a sure-fire way to impress a judge at a wet t-shirt contest.

But Trip doesn’t stop there. Oh no, they’re just getting started. “Washing your hands thoroughly is like… a gift,” they continue, their voice growing huskier with each word. “A gift to yourself, a gift to your partner, and a gift to the world.”

It’s at this point that the fantasy really kicks into high gear. Suddenly, we’re not just imagining lather, we’re imagining hands on skin, bodies pressed together, ragged breaths and throbbing pulses. The imagery is so strong, so vivid, that it almost feels like a visual, an audio strokebook of the most intriguing kind.

But just as things are starting to get really steamy, Trip pulls a 180. “When you’re done, simply rinse off the soap under the water,” they instruct, their voice suddenly clinical, almost robotic. “Rinse thoroughly to ensure all the soap is washed away.”

What? That’s it? After all that heavy breathing, sighing, and suggestive language, we’re back to the simple, almost mundane business of rinsing off soap? It’s like coming up for air after a scuba dive, a reality check that is as much a shock as it is a letdown.

But as the water runs clear and the hands are declared clean, we can’t help but feel a sense of disappointment. We were just getting to the interesting bits, the bits that involved more than just hands and soap. We wanted – no, we needed – to hear more, to feel more, to imagine more.

But alas, Trip has other plans. They sign off with a simple “You’re done! Your hands are clean and ready for whatever comes next,” their voice bright and chipper, like a kindergarten teacher congratulating her students on a successful potty training session.

It’s the erotic equivalent of a cold shower, a reminder that our imaginations have been running wild while Trip has been nothing but professional (if a bit suggestive). It’s a letdown, sure, but it’s also a reminder that sometimes, the most erotic moments are the ones left to the imagination.

Because really, what could be more titillating than the thought of what happens next? The hands are clean, the mind is dirty, and the possibilities are endless. It’s the perfect setup for a story, a fantasy, a dream of dirty deeds and naughty netsuke.

And that, dear reader, is the true magic of “Described Video – Polite Washing of the Hands.” It’s not just a video about handwashing – it’s a command performance, a stirring of the loins, a Pavlovian response to the sound of Trip Richards’ voice.

So go ahead, give this video a watch (and maybe a replay, or two). Let your mind run wild, your imagination take flight, and your palms (both sets) sweat a little. It’s only natural – after all, Trip Richards told us to do it. And when it comes to the art of suggestion, they’re the master.