Dice game: Positions, house areas, orgasms and creampie – MyBadReputation
Title: “Indecent Positions: A Playful Couple’s Guide to the Dice Game Du Jour”
Parental advisory: Explicit content ahead. Discretion is advised.
When it comes to spicing up your love life, few things beat the thrill of a good old-fashioned game night. But we’re not talking about Monopoly or Scrabble here. Oh no, we’ve recently discovered the holy grail of all adult board games: MyBadReputation’s naughty dice game. If you’re looking to get creative in the bedroom and don’t know where to start, keep reading. We’re about to paint you a scandalous picture.
So, without further ado, let’s dive into the steamy details of this risqué game, shall we?
The Game: dice69.com
By now, you’ve probably gathered that this isn’t your average game of Risk. Designed by the mischievous minds at Dice 69, this sizzling-hot dice game encourages couples to explore new positions, erogenous zones, and even let the dice decide who plays with toys and who gets to cum. We know, we know – it sounds like more fun than a snowball fight in the Arctic.
Positions, Positions, Positions!
Now, if you’re the type to jot down your grocery list in the most organically-shaped handwriting on a Tibetan prayer flag, you’re probably wondering how on earth this game expects you and your beau to keep track of all the outrageous positions you’ll be rolling for. The answer, my naughty friends, is on the provided cheat sheet. From “Drill” to “TheJanitor”, there’s a position for every occasion, even the office-themed ones.
But watch out! Not all of these moves are made for beginners. If you’re hoping to hop right into “Face the Fear” like you could confidently perform the semblance of the splits on the other side of the world, you may want to start in the doggy position (after all, if you can’t unlock your joints on command, you’ve got bigger problems than mastering these rolls).
House Areas
Now, here’s where things get really interesting. If you’re feeling extra frisky, you can roll the dice for a “house area” instead of a position. ladies and gentlemen, we’re talking about stimulating all your most sensitive areas – we’re talking about the wild, wild west of orgasms. From oral approval to fingering and teasing, it’s up to you to leave no dirty deed undiscovered. Just be sure to set up a safe word (or a safe emoji) beforehand, because things are about to get unruly.
Orgasm Control
But wait, there’s more! You can even game-ify your climax with this little number. Whether you’re rolling for your partner to decide when you can finally let go (talk about delayed gratification!) or to see who will be the lucky one indulging in a messy creampie, this game takes your perception of pleasure to new, untouched heights. Just remember: no dumping someone who=cum load until the dice tell you it’s over. Well, we can’t tell you what to do, but a little fairness goes a long way.
Now, while we could keep going on about the ins and outs of this tantalizing little number (who knew math could be so much fun?), we’ll let you discover the rest for yourself. After all, what’s the fun in having us spoil all the steamy surprises?
Trust us, whether you’re looking to keep things kinky in the bedroom or just want to feel like you’re part of the mile-high club without leaving your house, this game is here to show you what you’ve been missing. So go ahead, give it a try – and let us know how it goes. We promise we won’t judge. Much, anyway.
Happy rolling, you filthy animals!
