DirtyTalk and Piss
Title: “Wet and Wild in the Bathroom: A Euro Pee Fetish Fantasy”
Curled up on the couch, I mindlessly flipped through the porn categories on my laptop, searching for some Euro-themed titillation to spice up my lonely night. After scrolling through countless subpar vids, one title caught my eye: “DirtyTalk and Piss.” I clicked it with trembling fingers, both repulsed and intrigued by the idea of a German babe engaging in such lewd acts.
The video began with a blonde bombshell, her ample tits barely contained by a tight white t-shirt, sauntering into the bathroom. She was the epitome of Euro beauty – fair skin, icy blue eyes, and full, pouty lips. She smiled coyly at the camera, her tongue darting out to moisten her lips.
“Guten abend,” she purred in a thick German accent, her voice like honey poured over gravel. “I hope you’re ready for a show.”
She reached down and pulled her shirt over her head in one swift motion, revealing her bare breasts to the world. They were just as perfect as the rest of her, perky and round with rosy nipples. I felt my cock twitch in my jeans as she cupped them from below and pushed them together.
“That’s it, just look at my big, soft titties,” she said, as if reading my mind. “Don’t they look good enough to squeeze? To suck?”
I groaned and reached down to palm myself through my jeans, transfixed by the devious gleam in her eyes. She swayed her hips side to side, hooking her thumbs into the waistband of her Daisy Dukes.
“You want me to show you more, don’t you? You naughty boy,” she said, punctuating each word with a hip thrust. “But first, I have to pee. I can’t hold it anymore.”
She turned and faced the toilet, unbuttoning her shorts and shimmying them down her curvy legs. She was wearing a red thong, the fabric straining against her plump ass cheeks. She bent over slightly and pushed the thong down, revealing the backs of her thighs and the bottom of her pussy.
A trickle of watered-down piss began to flow from between her legs, splattering against the toilet water. The sound was oddly enticing, mingling with her moans and pants.
“That’s better,” she said, covering her cunt with one hand and letting out a long, satisfied sigh. She wiggled and flexed her ass cheeks, spraying piss everywhere. Rivulets ran down her legs and pooled under her feet.
My cock was rock hard now, leaking pre-cum into my boxers. I unzipped my jeans and fished it out, stroking myself slowly as I watched her soak the bathroom floor with her golden nectar.
“You like that, baby?” she asked, glancing over her shoulder at me with a wicked smile. “You like watching me piss all over the place like a dirty forum?”
“Fuck yes,” I groaned, my hand moving faster along my shaft. “Keep going, you filthy German bitch.”
She straightened up and turned around, her pussy a smeared, piss-stained mess. She grabbed the hem of her shirt and began to wipe her crotch with it, paying special attention to her puffy nipples. Her piss-soaked shirt hung low on her hips, leaving her tits fully exposed.
“That’s disgusting,” she said, tossing the shirt aside with a giggle. “I’m such a filthy girl. I need to wash it all off.”
She turned on the shower and stepped inside, the warm water spraying over her voluptuous body as she squealed and laughed. She soaped up a washcloth and began rubbing it all over, paying extra attention to her breasts and cock. She turned around and braced herself against the wall, presenting her ass to the camera as she slid a soapy finger up her crack.
“Mmm, I love dirty showers,” she panted, fingering herself as the water cascaded over her perfect body. “I bet you’d love to get your cock in here with me. To feel my wet, soapy tits all over you.”
“God, yes,” I muttered, furiously stroking myself now. “Come on my tits, baby. Mark me with your nasty cum.”
She smiled lewdly and turned towards the camera, using her free hand to aim my cock at her breasts. I could see the swollen pink head emerging from its foreskin, just begging to explode.
“Any minute now, baby boy,” she taunted, flipping her tits up and down, making them bounce and wobble obscenely. “I’m so damn sexy, I bet you can’t hold it anymore… ”
With a final squeeze, I erupted like a fucking geyser, thick ropes of cum spraying across her chest and face. She squealed with delight, using her fingertips to scoop up the cum and feed it to her mouth.
“Mmm, so hot!” she purred, licking her sticky fingers clean. “How was that, baby?”
I let out a low groan, already feeling depleted and satisfied. “You’re fucking incredible,” I said, my words slurring slightly. “Such a nasty, cum-hungry slut.”
“Aww, thankyou,” she cooed, looking surprisingly sweet and girlish for a moment. “I’m so glad you enjoyed the video. Feel free to watch it as many times as you like.”
With that, she turned away from the camera and shut off the shower, leaving me to replay the video ad infinitum, spanking my monkey dry to thoughts of her piss-soaked tits and cum-splattered face. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
THE END
