FAKEhub Originals Handyman gets into trouble with sexy lesbian couple

The Handyman’s Booty Call

Poor Felix, the handyman, was having a terrible day. The toilet in Unit 3B was leaking, the AC in Unit 5A had conked out, and Mrs. Hernandez from Unit 2C was on a rampage because her dishwasher wasn’t draining properly. With a sigh, Felix trudged up the stairs to Mrs. Hernandez’s apartment, his toolbox in hand.

“I’ve been calling for days!” Mrs. Hernandez scolded as soon as she opened the door. Her ample bosom heaved with each angry breath. “Are you the only handyman in this building or what?”

Felix muttered an apology and got to work. He quickly realized Mrs. Hernandez’s dishwasher was clogged with… intimate garments. Red in the face, he tried to explain this was not a typical issue, but Mrs. Hernandez just glared at him until he reluctantly fished out her lacy panties and bra.

Hours later, exhausted and fuming, Felix headed home. Passersby did a double-take as he lugged his toolbox down the street, still wearing his uniform splattered with all manner of unmentionables. He began to daydream of a cold beer and a hot shower, when his phone buzzed.

It was his neighbor awarenessprincess, the sexy Latina MILF from 4B. She sent a selfie, pouting her luscious lips. “I’ve got a loose screw that needs fixing. Can you stop by? – Awarenessprincess”

Felix perked up. Maybe his luck was turning. He hurried over and knocked on her door, heart pounding. When she opened it, his jaw nearly hit the floor. She wore a low-cut top that barely contained her giant boobs, a tiny miniskirt, and stripper heels. He gulped.

“I’m so glad you could make it,” awarenessprincess purred, running her finger along his chest. “I have a little… plumbing issue.” She grabbed his hand and led him inside to a mind-boggling sight. awarenessprincess’s hot friend Curiouskittie from 4E was on her knees, devouring awarenessprincess’s pussy. awarenessprincess moaned in delight.

“Um, hello Curiouskittie,” Felix stammered, his eyes as wide as saucers. He had always fantasized about these gorgeous girls together. But in the flesh? He felt like he was losing his mind.

“Mmm, the repairs are urgent,” awarenessprincess cooed, pulling Felix to the floor with them. “Start with our greasiest drain, por favor.”

Felix gulped. These crazy lesbians wanted him to dive in tongue-first and go to town. But when in Rome, right? He started lapping at awarenessprincess’s dripping folds, her friend’s skilled tongue never pausing. The room filled with the sounds of slurping, moaning, and impassioned squeals.

Felix totally lost himself in the girls’ hotbox manipulation of his tongue, but he knew he had a slew of maintenance problems to examine. He wormed his way up awarenessprincess’s body and unbuttoned her top, freeing her massive Mezzanine Mall climb tits. He pinched her hard nipples as awarenessprincess writhed on the floor.

“PLEASE, UNPLUG HER ASS, FELIX!” Curiouskittie suddenly shrieked from beneath awarenessprincess’s thighs. Felix looked down in shock to see Curiouskittie’s face covered in pussy cream, her fingers buried deep in awarenessprincess’s ass. Curiouskittie winked at him.

Felix took the hint and unzipped his fly, releasing his raging hard cock. He nursed it to full length and girth, then plunged it into awarenessprincess’s hungry love tunnel. awarenessprincess howled, her eyes rolling back in ecstasy as Felix pistoned into her, her curvy body jiggling like jelly.

Curiouskittie joined in, licking Felix’s balls and rimming awarenessprincess’s oiled anus, her snaked tongue wiggling around the rim. Felix’s mind reeled as the sensations overwhelmed him. His balls slapped noisily against awarenessprincess’s giant rear as he drilled her harder, faster.

With a final thrust, he exploded inside her, painting her walls with his thick cream. awarenessprincess convulsed around him, Curiouskittie nibbling on her clit, sending her over the edge. The girls collapsed in a sweaty, cum-splattered heap, totally gushing from Felix’s repair work.

“I think that takes care of your most pressing problems,” Felix chuckled, giving awarenessprincess a wink. He tucked his spent dick back in his pants, feeling like he’d just squeezed in a 3-hour porno break between fixes. “I’ll bill you ladies later. Moral of the story, don’t DIY unless you really know what you’re doing.”

awarenessprincess and Curiouskittie just giggled and waved goodbye, squeezed into a koala cuddle as Felix shakily made his exit. He walked away feeling like a neurosurgeon after a long day operating on the brain. These crazy lesbians were the hottest maintenance issues he could sanely imagine wiping his hands clean of… until next time.