FORTNUT – Fortnite Porn Parody
If you’re a fan of Fortnite and have a naughty side, the video “FORTNUT – Fortnite Porn Parody” is a must-watch. This raunchy piece of entertainment, brought to you by Wood Rocket, takes the popular video game and infuses it with a saucy, adult twist. So, grab your controller (and maybe a tissue), because things are about to get wet and wild!
The video opens with a charming Latina gamer girl who goes by the name of Mini Kitty. Sporting a seductive schoolgirl outfit, complete with a tiny plaid skirt, knee-high socks, and a white button-up top tied above her bellybutton, Mini Kitty represents the naughty side of Fortnite players. Her large, perky breasts strain against the fabric of her top, and her curvy hips sway enticingly as she walks.
Mini Kitty is lounging on her bed, playing Fortnite on her gaming console. Suddenly, a glitch occurs, and she’s teleported into the game’s world! At first, she’s confused and scared, but quickly realizes this could be her chance to explore her wildest fantasies.
As she runs through the vibrant, colorful landscape of the Fortnite island, Mini Kitty comes across a bulky, muscular soldier. His name is Tank, and he’s as rugged and manly as his name suggests. Sporting a red tank top that shows off his tattooed arms and chest, Tank is instantly smitten by Mini Kitty’s sexy gamer girl look.
The two engage in a series of hilarious, raunchy flirtations, with Tank using classic video game pick-up lines like “Hey girl, want to play some splitscreen?” or “Rumor has it you’re really good at raiding…” Mini Kitty, ever the coy tease, responds with playful Come Hither looks and suggestive remarks of her own.
As they explore the island together, Mini Kitty and Tank can’t keep their hands off each other. Every opportunity they get, they’re groping, kissing, and undressing in the middle of battlefields and farms. Tank rips open Mini Kitty’s top, freeing her bountiful breasts, as she wraps her legs around his muscular frame. The way their bodies move together, grinding and thrusting, is a perfect parody of the fast-paced, action-packed Fortnite gameplay.
Mini Kitty’s petite, toned body is a feast for the eyes as she’s bent over various Fortnite landmarks for a good old-fashioned game of Peek Buster. Her small, tight ass is a work of art, and Tank seems determined to create some masterpiece graffiti on it with his juicy brush. Their sexual antics are punctuated by blasts from shotgun shells and comical sound effects, which only add to the video’s silly, sexy atmosphere.
As the 18-minute runtime continues, Mini Kitty encounters more naughty characters from the Fortnite universe. There’s a smokin’ hot yoga-pants-wearing Yogirl who “unlocks” Mini’s position, folding her in half while Mini moans and gyrates with ecstasy. Later, a pack of goofy-looking “shoothands” gropers surround Mini and grope her all over, like some erotic massage gone wrong.
The oral sex scene between Mini Kitty and one of the shoothands is particularly noteworthy. Lying on top of a large purple battle bus, Mini lets the shoothand spread her legs and goes to town on her sweet, pink pussy. The critter’s massive tongue slathers all over Mini’s clit, bringing her to shuddering, gasping ecstasy as she perfectly emulates a woman on the verge of a big O.
Throughout the video, Wood Rocket’s signature comedic style is on full display. The video is mercilessly self-aware, poking fun at video game and internet culture with wit and charm. Some of the best bits include a deadpan aloof astronaut randomly photobombing the sex scenes and a playful animated segment featuring the Fortnite battle bus drivers debating whether to make a booty call.
“FORTNUT – Fortnite Porn Parody” is not so much a porn video as it is a loving tribute to the bizarre world of video games and internet fandom. Sure, there’s plenty of simulated suck ‘n’ fuck action to satisfy any gamer’s perverted side, but there’s also a sense of joyous celebration of all the goofy, ridiculous elements that make the Fortnite world so beloved. The oversized weapons, the colorfully garish characters, the wacky glider login screens – Wood Rocket uses it all as grist for their naughty mill.
In the end, Mini Kitty gets to experience a mind-blowing virtual orgasm, and she telesurfs back to her reality as the video comes to a close. The whole thing feels like a fever dream; a wild, raunchy glimpse into the surreal horniness of geek culture. If you’re the type of sexy gamer girl who’s always wanted to wield a DL 45 Blaster with one hand and pleasure herself with the other, this is the video for you.
So, crank up the “${font-family:Verdana, sans-serif;background-color: limegreen}” and let your inner Fortnite freak run wild. Remember, it’s just a game…until it’s not!
