Gang Bang Bang
Title: “Gang Bang Bang: A situated Analogue of Carnal Carnage”
In the sultry shadows of seedy motels, a lewd tale unfurls. It’s called “Gang Bang Bang”, but shunning coy euphemisms, we’ll refer to it as the raw, uncensored orgy it truly is.
The video commences with Futa busty MILF Judy Jetson waltzing out of her shower, rivulets of moisture tracing riveted ruts down succulent skin. Rubenesque body glistening, she expertly strokes twist of turgid turgid shafts that replace her usual hose butterfly clasp. Her riparian mouth balls an overflowing bowl of meatballs, and she gags (suggested: a sublime effect) as she stuffs the load down her cleavage canal.
The stubby slabs of “meat” lavishly litter the room. Shibboleth timber trio thumps, throbbs, and thuds as parties pile on, creating a raucous raging ruckus, a real furor of flesh.
Prurient provenders proliferate, plundering the primal pretense of proprieties. “Whores” host a “bastardly” buffet of bodily funk, glutting on phalluses and slathering in spunk sprays. Their breasts jiggle, their bottoms sepose, peeling in puerile postures of pursuit and penetration.
The Cum Shower Cuck fixates on the debauched orgy, entrenched in his hotel, voyeuring with an unspoken yearning for an invitation to join. Nocturnal invasive fantasies infiltrate, and masochist mashed-up musings on marriage whorings make him mistakenly think that he’s welcome at joust.
Through necessity cruel, his slumped shoulders sink in disappointment as the shiv follows night’s arousal. After the soiree’s salvos, he returns home to his slave’s sanctity, to his spitting, hawking, slobbering wife. She’s a Canine Dysrotic, he a Cuil, disuhhnorably discarded.
The gaggle of gold diggers pulls on their slutty spandex, spurning the sallowulous, tooth-clenching camaraderie, and Cuck roasts in its absence. With a wimy quiver in shivering limbs, the film fades to black… with Cuck’s maseration now bleeding into aftress elses, as a convention?
Upon further thought, the Gonzo Bang Bust skirts the fine line between Porn Parody and Camp. A loyalist to lurid lampoons and a midnight delver into daringly dirty documentaries, she has a lustiness lust for lust. Licking and slurping lustily, she slathers spittle on LK69, mutiny mutating massaging his mass.
LK69 leads a lesbian spree, two on one. The Groupon in the gladioli gets the “toothache”, whittled-down, shaking, sincerely so. Settling In, Stymied Stymmmmied by Styrofoamy Spheres, She Lingers.
The hues have been altered, a Technicolor overdrive of lust and releases. The Cumin’ to a Cumming Conclusion to this film features a veritable avalanche of ejaculate, golden showers shimmering under a disco-ball disco light.
Unpredicted. A posse of phalluses pulsing pile upon the petite pussy bagel. The Pie packaging plows, pushing sweet digits deep in snug snatches, spilling guts and gunk and goo. Penetration Penalized (Porn Parody) Prequel. (We)