If I had anal everytime you fucked me, I couldn’t walk anymore :)
If you had anal evertime I fucked you, you couldn’t walk anymore, a naughty, x-rated spoof
If you had anal every time I fucked you, you couldn’t walk anymore. That’s the tagline for this steamy, naughty video spoof, where the plot twists around a girl obsessed with anal sex. The action is riveting and the premise is provocative – a pretty petite teen, Alessandra, is a walking talking ass-aholic, craving anal sex more than oxygen.
This high-definition, x-rated spoof begins innocuously enough in the bedroom. Alessandra is displayed in an exquisite white lace bra and thong, kneeling before her strapping, well-hung young man. She eye-fucks him as she slowly undresses, deliberately easing down her panties, exposing her tight toned rear.
“Bend over baby, let me see your ass,” he commands. “I need to fuck your assraw.”
“You’re gonna do your assfucking, aren’t you?” Alessandra purrs, wiggling her butt. “Fuck my tight anal hole, I need your big cock up my ass!”
Her hungry request is music to his ears. He smacks her plush cheeks, admiring her perfect form. “Keep shaking that booty. Shake it like you want my dick in your ass.”
Alessandra complies, shaking from side to side sensuously. Her ample breasts almost bounce out of her bra. He reaches around, fondling her tits, tweaking her stiff nipples. Alessandra moans, pushing her chest into his hands.
“Stop teasing. Fuck me!” she demands. “Deep in my shitter!”
In a swift move, he flips up her skirt, bares her perfect posterior. Pumping lube over her rosebud, he works a finger inch by inch into the tight ring of her anal passage. He stretches her, preparing her for his thick cock.
Alessandra groans rapturously, wiggling her hips as his finger probes deeper. “Unngghhh… yeah… Fuckkk… Deeper! I’m gonna cum!” She trembles, undulating as he finds her g-spot. “Fuck me, holy shit…”
Impatient for more, she kneels, takes his cock in her mouth, sucking hard, working her tongue along the length. He moans, feeling the heat of her wet mouth on his tool. She looks up, eyes wide, lips stretched full, tasting his musky skin and precum.
Repositioning her, he cups her large tits, tweaking the nipples as he drives into her. Alessandra gasps as he penetrates her passage. The tip pushes past her tight ring, buried deep. She cries out in pleasure as he takes her ass in slow, deliberate thrusts. He grips her hips, pounding relentlessly.
Thrusting deep, he smacks her ass. “Take my fat cock! Anal slut! Hot ass! I’m fucking your booty, milk my cock!”
“Harder… Aaaaahhh… Fuckkkkk! I’m cuming!” Eyes squeezing shut, Alessandra’s face contorts in ecstasy. She quivers, bucking against him, hitting rock bottom as she orgasms.
Her explosive climax triggers his own satisfying eruption. Groaning loudly, he holds her hips tightly, spilling his seed deep into her churning bowels. Alessandra collapses in exhaustion on the bed, her body still shuddering with aftershocks of pleasure.
In the background, Alessandra’s fairy-godmother appears, magically granting her wish from the title – causing an indignant Alessandra to demand that her lover do anal sex with her every time they fuck, because otherwise her life sucks.
The narrator and the characters break the fourth wall again by acknowledging and reciting the assorted dirty phrases and cam girl mannerisms one finds so common on paid premium cam girl site(s) that this video is clearly parodying. They also make a small nod to the common hotkey actions many such videos use, such as pulling the curtains or grabbing some toys (like vibrators or butt plugs) to more efficiently incite lust and sexual abandon.
Our cam girl, body flushed and satisfied is laying sprawled out as the final shot shows her ass leading up to her panties. The gentleman standing above her pulls his pants up before giving a grin and leaning down and kissing her. He then gets up and gets ready to walk away, and the narrator says that thanks to Alessandra’s magic butt fairy he won’t be walking away, he’ll be bending her over and fucking her in the ass again, right next time.
And voila! The magic butt fairy gave Alessandra a booty boner unable to be stopped by even the most exhausted cam girl. For Alessandra, every single viewer she loves to fuck will get to make her tight booty give in and beg for more and more. And the narrator promises that every time he walks off, he’ll be back to butt fuck the soon-to-be true porn cam star into another intense climax session before too long.
The End. You know, until the next time the girl must fulfill her role and get in all fours position and have her booty ready for the cam viewers to start abusing over and over.