MIA KHALIFA – How To Suck Dick Like Me (A Guide For Your Lover)
The seductive belle of the internet, Mimi, is at it again, this time graciously bestowing upon us, her humble and eager to learn followers, a tantalizing tutorial on suc- err, honing our oral skills. It’s MIA KHALIFA – How To Suck Dick Like Me (A Guide For Your Lover), and believe you me, you don’t want to miss out on this.
Our erstwhile guide to matters of the flesh opens the video with a sly smile that promise delights untold and sheaths of sweat – like Mia herself. Slinking from the fray, she takes up position in her abode’s boudoir, its soft lights and plush trappings mere accents to her unboroachable charms. Case in point, her breasts: two perfect globes, one atop the other, barely concealed by a tank top that strains against their heft. And then there are her pout lips, wet and ready. Well, as ready as the rest of her. Which is to say, extremely.
Mia begins on a note that’s part playful cooing, part throaty purr. “Alright, boys,” she encourages, “class is in session. First things first – you’ve got to set the mood. We’re talking candles, mood lighting, a vibey playlist. Basically, anything that’ll put your man in the right headspace and set him drooling like one of Pavlov’s dogs.”
She punctuates this sage advice with a shimmy, her ample assets jiggling in delight. It’s a sight to behold, as are her next moves. Sensing that she’s lost you, she gives you a wink, as if to say “I know, I’m irresistible.” Before proceeding with the tutorial proper.
This is where the toys come in. Mia, it turns out, is fond of both the real and the simulated object. Pretty soon, she’s cupping and caressing a hulking dildo, almost as though it were her lover’s cock. She traces its thick shaft with her fingertip, her touch whispered almost reverent. Holding it aloft for your rapt attention, she smiles, “This is my baby.”
She makes a show of wrapping her mouth around the dildo, drawing it in inch by excruciating inch. Her skilled tongue coils and curls around it as she plucks at the head with her lips, making little cooing sounds of delight. “See?” She demurs, “That’s all it takes.” Just manipulation, pressure at the right points. Coaxing out the pleasure within.
And then she gets creative. Mia straddles the dildo, tracing the inside of her thighs with a finger, coyly. She angles it at her sex, rubbing it against her clit before plunging it within. All the while she’s moaning, writhing, conducting a symphony of desire. It’s titillating, it’s intoxicating, it’s enough to drive you mad with want.
But that’s not all. No, Mia’s got a treat for the finale. She produces a second dildo, identical to the first. She positions them both at her entrance, one in each hand. And then, she begins to work them in tandem, twirling and twisting and thrusting until she’s a writhing mass of ecstasy. Her hips buck, eyes roll back, and soon she’s lost in the throes of passion.
“You see what I mean?” She asks afterwards, eyes glazed with pleasure. “All it takes is practice. Toys are your friends.” She’s right, of course. Toys – and Mia – make the perfect instructors.
There’s a reason her verbal skills don’t match her physical ones. It’s because Mia lets her body do to talking. And it screams of sexual liberation, of freedom and desire unbridled. Of you remembering to breathe, you idiot.
And in the end, MIA KHALIFA – How To Suck Dick Like Me (A Guide For Your Lover), leaves you a changed man. Not only do you now know punctuality is key, but that a studious focus on technique is most important. Mia dares you to explore, to be carefree and uninhibited. To embrace your carnality, for that’s what she does so beautifully.
It’s a tall order, topping that. But with Mia as your guide, you’ve gotGuide a fighting chance. Just remember that success is the best x-rated revenge and never'”ccasionally reward yourself with a little “me time”. The world will thank you.
