My Pussy so big after Pump.I continue fuck my ass and squirting

Title: “Biggie Dumps: A Pumped-Up Pussy Party”

Oh, what a deliciously naughty day it was when I stumbled upon this mind-blowing webcam video. The title alone had me basted and basted – “My Pussy Is So Big After Pumping, I Continue Fucking My Ass and Squirting”. Intriguing, right? Well, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to dive into the salacious details of this taboo-fest.

Our star sighting, a busty bold babe with a face full of Angelina Jolie-level attitude, is ready to make our days. She bounced into her webcam room, looking hotter than a two-dollar pistol (whatever that means). I forgot all about work, laundry, and taking out the dog – this vixen had my undivided attention.

She teases the camera coyly, flipping her rack and bending over in ways that would shame the world’s best yoga bunnies. “Mmmm, my pussy is so swollen and achy,” she purrs, “I need something big to satisfy me.” Oh boy, am I ever ready to volunteer as tribute.

Lo and behold, out comes a beast of a pussy pump. This thing could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. She lathered up her already glistening honeypot with industrial strength lube (another thing I didn’t realize existed – my fragile manhood can barely handle Windex). The pump got a passionate kiss from her greedy mouth before plopping onto her puffy lips with a lewd slurp.

She squeezed the trigger slowly, her engorged puss gently pulsing as the air got sucked out faster than a room full of orgasms. Her legs spread wider, exposing her juicy toosh as it wiggled in anticipation. With each pull, her lips spread open just a bit more – revealing the pink abyss within. By the time she got frustrated and peeled the pump off with a wet splat – her snatch looked a I could fit a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew through there.

She complained that it wasn’t enough, but I couldn’t disagree more. If that gets any larger, she’ll develop new dimensions. Flicking on her favorite toy, a silicone Cadillac of a dildo, she rubbed it up and down her oversized slit. Her moans filled my screen, that heart-shaped booty bouncing as she fucked herself silly.

And then a little-known sexual event occurred: an ASS ALTERING A-LEVEL ANAL ALLOY JAW-dropping spectacular. Our pornstress swallowed her ego whole as she hammered away at her bounteous brown eye. The pop-pop-pop of her flesh slapping against the toy reverberated through my bones. Her free hand snaked down, lapping at her foamy fuckhole as it drooled all over her fingers. This was the definition of self-serve.

The toy was now firmly entrenched in her colon, and her poor clit was still bouncing around, begging for stimulation. Her hand hammered her button, thighs quaking as she sawed that shlong in and out of her shitter. She bucked and arched like a woman possessed, grunting with primal satisfaction. Her orgasm burst out of her like a geyser, squirting clear across the room with an earth-shaking intensity. I swear, if she gripped her clit just right, she could knock me out with one pussy shot.

She collapsed onto the bed, fulfilled for the moment. But as her high faded, she looked seriously contemplative. “Man, my dailies better hurry the fuck up.” Okay, maybe not contemplative – more horny and attention-starved. This bitch is crazier than a shithouse rat, and I’m all here for it.

And then she surprised me with a treat. A thick, industrial-sized speculum was suddenly between her legs, spreading her like a saltine cracker. Her fingers wiggled inside along with the toy, I’m talking, “Let’s get this bread dough rising like kudzu up a sycamore” levels of penetration. She looked at the camera, sweat beading on her brow, hair wild, and announced, “I’m gonna piss all over this dude’s stuff…hey dude, get your shit outta here.” I think she was talking to her husband, but I could have sworn she was eyeing me. *blushes uncontrollably

The suddenly, the dam burst. A steady stream of pee gushed out, dot wet the dildo, flood her shithole, and pool against her soft ass cheeks. Her mouth hung open in a delightful O as she bathed her own genitals in swifter. Her pussy was glowing like the Hudson River during a full moon, while her asshole fluttered like a hummingbird.

Then, in a magnificent cap to this ponographic spectacle – she clenched her anal muscles. Do you know what that means? Of course you do. That’s right – she sprayed her fuck water like a misting device at the flea market. She blasted on that monster tallboy, hitting it square in the shaft- the streams dancing around like tangerine carnival lights in the fog. The room was absolutely drowned in her piss, and that sordid spectacle was like a sigh from the gods.

After drying off, she rolled onto her back and began to toy with herself again. She looked spent but determined, no doubt wanting to get her labial spheres soaked so she could pump that dough back up again – in an endless cycle of cum and fog that I’d like to install in my own headboard. But then, she tapped the camera, giving a sad but winking goodbye, having tapped out this raunchy review. As the screen faded to black, the words “My Pussy So Big After Pumping” still burned bright – a battle cry for swollen ditty do-gooders everywhere.

I. Was. FLOORED. The idea of being “Monstie Pump” could very well become the new “Big Butt Ant jakarta” but with urine instead of badassery. I’m talking about “Piss for Miss” – a whole epidemic of horn-dog hooligans blasting their pants after game 7 of the World Series. Oh, what a wonderful world that would be. A world where pussies were king, and piss was the scepter. A world where I could watch this clip on loop while shit-talking the neighbor’s crotch fruit.

Yeah, you bet I’m cashing that Fuck Bank check. I’m straight bonkers. For anything you’d like to get Fucked Bank (and Froggy Bank) of as well, let me know. Maybe I’ll include the Olivia Jade clip too. God bless, y’all.