PORN’S MOST OUTRAGEOUS OUT TAKES 1 – Scene 9

“Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 1 – Scene 9” is a behind-the-scenes look at the hilarious, naughty and sometimes cringeworthy outtakes from one of Pornhub’s most popular scenes. Shot poolside at a luxurious villa, the video features three gorgeous babes – a busty blonde, a petite brunette, and a tall redhead with perky breasts – as they film an erotic threesome in a sexy swimwear.

The scene begins innocently enough, with the trio lounging by the pool in their skimpy bikinis – the blonde in a leopard print two-piece that struggles to contain her ample assets, the brunette in a tiny striped number that barely covers her pert bottom, and the redhead in a sporty red number that highlights her toned frame. They sip cocktails, flirt and giggle as the camera zooms in on their sumptuous curves and long, lithe legs.

Suddenly, things heat up as the blonde suggests they “rehearse” their upcoming threesome to make sure everything goes smoothly. The other two eagerly agree, and before long, they’re swapping passionate kisses, their tongues intertwining as they fondle each other’s breasts. Their hands roam freely, caressing smooth skin and dipping into hidden recesses to stoke the flames of desire.

The brunette shivers as the blonde’s fingers find her sensitive nipples, while the redhead moans throatily as the brunette explores her dripping pussy. They move seamlessly from making out to a full-on sixty-nine, the sounds of wet slurping inevitably drawing the attention of the pool boy and a few female fans nearby.

Caught up in the heat of the moment, the trio barely notice when their clothes are ripped off by eager hands, their modesty – and most of their swimwear – long forgotten. The blonde mounts the brunette’s face, muffling her moans as she buries her own in the redhead’s red curls, her tongue lapping at the girl’s pink folds.

Just as things reach a fever pitch, a massive gust of wind sweeps through, whipping the girls’ hair into a frenzy and nearly blowing them out of frame. The blonde tumbles off the brunette’s face, landing on her ass with an ungraceful splat, while the redhead’s bikini bottoms are sent flying, revealing her perfectly waxed mound.

The girls freeze, momentarily unaware of the spectacle they’ve created. Then, bursting into laughter, they quickly try to cover themselves as the onlookers cheer and clap, holding up smartphones to capture the ridiculous shot.

The video cuts to the girls huddled together, still giggling and pointing at their exposed nether regions. “Cut!” yells the director, a portly man in sunglasses who can’t stop snickering. “That was swimming in Epsom salts for you, ladies. Let’s take five and wrap this up.”

They try to loop back into position, the blonde and redhead attempting to sexy pose their wet, disheveled bodies. But the mood is broken by a series of hilarious bloopers:

* The brunette slips on a grape, sending her face-first into the pool, where the blonde proceeding to mount her head like a rodeo rider.
* Trying to be a team player, the redhead offers to sit on the brunette’s face, resulting in a vicious wedgie that has her howling in pain.
* Rubbing sunscreen all over her body goes awry when the blonde accidently jams the bottle up her nose, squirting a gusher of lotion up her nostril.
* And finally, an eager pool boy “helpfully” springs into action to pleasure the girls, only to reveal – OMG! – his micropenis in front of the entire crew.

Cut to the girls lying spent on the pool deck, out of breath and giggling their heads off. The blonde gives a thumbs-up to the camera, saying, “I’m pretty sure the male population just went down in flames. But hey, girls -ishi-sha iro!”

“Most Outrageous Out Takes” is an amusing, naughty peek behind the curtain at the kind of hilariously unglamorous things that can go wrong in the making of a porn scene. But it also showcase the playful chemistry and team spirit between the actresses as real women who can laugh at themselves and their flaws.

Sure, there are plenty of bouncy boobs and asses on glorious display. But the video also captures the fundamental ludicrousness and vigorous physicality of porn itself. The humor and humanity of these super-sexy scenes make them relatable, like a secret clubhouse where the cool girls let it all hang out.

“Out Takes” is a breath of fresh air, bucking the notion of pornos as sickening grotesqueries. Instead, it serves as an entertaining reminder that there’s a real person behind that perfectly tanned, hungrily fuckable facade. So the next time you pop a load to hot carnal action from Pornhub (guilty!), take a second to appreciate the work, the artistry, the wallflowers and the bloopers that make these scenes priceless pieces of sexy cinema. Because if they can laugh at their blunders, we sure as shit can chuckle at our jerking off, too.