PropertySex – Beautiful realtor ed into sex renting office space
Title: “PropertySex: The Hilarious Real Estate Affair”
In the cutthroat world of real estate, image is everything. So when Melinda, a high-powered realtor, saunters into the office of her newest client, a bemused Tyrone, she’s determined to leave no stone unturned… or bra unsnapped.
“Welcome to DTF Real Estate Solutions!” Melinda announces with a lascivious wink, her ample bosom threatening to spill out of her low-cut blouse. Tyrone, trying to maintain a professional demeanor, gestures towards the empty office space, eager to discuss its potential. But Melinda has other ideas.
She leans in close, her breath hot against Tyrone’s neck as she whispers, “Oh, I’m sure we can find plenty of ways to spend ‘quality time’ making this space work for you…” Her hand lingers on his thigh, inching dangerously close to his crotch.
Tyrone, caught off guard and with an impending erection, stumbles over a stack of old newspapers, creating the perfect comedic fail. Melinda’s laughter rings through the room as she saunters over to the window, thrusting her hips suggestively. “Maybe we should discuss the space’s, ahem, ‘natural light’ first…”
As Tyrone tries in vain to salvage his dignity, Melinda begins an impromptu strip tease, shimmying out of her skirt to reveal a lacy pair of panties and thigh-high stockings. Tyrone’s eyes bug out of his head as she sashays over to him, tempting him like a forbidden fruit.
“Now, about that ‘quickie’ tour…” She purrs, backing him up against the wall. Tyrone tries to protest, but Melinda deftly unzips his pants, revealing his engorged member. That’s when the camera gets its full, POV view of Tyrone’s “pleasurable predicament” in full color.
Melinda runs her tongue along the length of Tyrone’s shaft, her high heels clicking on the floor as she drops to her knees. The camera angle shifts to a birds eye view of the action, as Melinda takes Tyrone’s cock deep into her mouth, her lips stretched tight around his girth.
Tyrone braces himself against the wall, his knuckles turning white as he resists the urge to explode right then and there. Melinda, never one to be outdone, gives a teasing tut as she climbs onto the nearby desk, laying back to reveal her glistening folds.
“You wanted a ‘hard sell’, didn’t you?” She giggles, crooking her finger at Tyrone. He looks down at the real estate paperwork scattered across the desk, knowing full well what she expects.
Mounting the desk like a conquering hero, Tyrone slips his hardness inside Melinda’s waiting heat. They groan in unison as he begins to move, the desk creaking ominously under its newfound purpose.
The camera catches Melinda’s ample bosom bouncing with each thrust, her red lipstick now smudged and her hair tousled. Tyrone, lost in the throes of passion, reaches down to rub Melinda’s clit, bringing her to a shuddering climax.
“Yesss…” She hisses, arching her back in ecstasy. Tyrone feels his own release building, but he’s not about to let this bargaining chip slip away so easily.
With a devious grin, Melinda flips Tyrone over, straddling him cowgirl style. The camera lens fogs over as she rises and falls on his cock, her ass jiggling with every move. Tyrone grabs her hips, slamming her down harder and harder until he can’t hold back any longer.
Melinda squeals with delight as Tyrone shoots his load, coating her insides with his sticky essence. The camera pulls back for a final money shot as Melinda and Tyrone collapse in a sweaty heap, satisfied grins plastered on their faces.
“Well, I think we’ve just closed the deal on a very, VERY successful transaction,” Melinda quips, trailing a finger down Tyrone’s chest. “And this is just the beginning…”
The screen fades to black, leaving the viewer to ponder the possibilities of a property value skyrocketing with such a valuable realtor on the market. The credits roll, the audience left to their own imaginations of what other quirks and perks come with hiring a realtor quite so qualified…and underhanded.
