PropertySex – Hot chick busted squatting empty apartment fucks landlord

If you’re looking for a good laugh and a dirty good time, look no further than the raunchy masterpiece that is the PropertySex video “Hot Chick Busted Squatting Empty Apartment Fucks Landlord.” This hilarious and erotic gem is practically overflowing with naughty goodness – witty banter, raunchy scenarios, and enough close-up shots to satisfy even the most discerning smut connoisseur. So grab a front-row seat and prepare to be entertained and notified.

The video begins with a ‘staple of the genre’ scenario: a naughty tenant (our saucy brunette lead) finds herself locked out of her apartment. Not one to let a pesky thing like a lack of keys stand in the way of her comfort, she decides to break into an empty unit instead. The tenant’s naivety is charming – she blissfully unaware that she is actually squatting illegally.

Next up, she is caught red-handed by the stern and handsome landlord (played by a real brother likely hired from the ” Practical Porn Landlord Hotties” temp agency). Seeing her entitled side, the heroine plea-bargains her way out of trouble with a wink and a proposition, bedecking her best “fuck me” eyes and palette-worthy assets in her too-small top.

The seduction starts slow but quickly escalates to full on porn-tiered levels of pulchritude. The heroine eagerly gropes her own (perfectly perky) breasts, licking her crimson lips for the camera as she pounds her sex-positive pussy. Just like that, the landlord becomes putty in her raunchy hands, totally oblivious to this babe’s foresight.

In a close-up that would make Ken Burns proud, the heroine hops onto the landlord’s lap in a smooth, gliding motion. She giggles girlishly as the camera pans to her flushed face, showcasing her succulent lips – a testament to just how hot she is. For a moment, it seems as if the rest of the video could be a woke feminist critique of the male gaze. Alas, it is not; the video tosses all subtlety to the wind.

If the close-ups weren’t enough for you, the creativity kicks into high gear. The cavalier heroine playfully straddles the camera for some more front-row views, her pert ass a glorious bluster in the frame. She purrs playfully as she grips the lens, transporting the viewer into an unorthodox POV experience.

But this creatively-concerned artist doesn’t stop there – reaching peak obscenity when the landlord goes down on the heroine, his tongue circling her cunt with delight. The heroine squeals (falsely) pleasure when she cums (skillfully faking it for the camera in a hilarious incline of professionalism), and the landlord takes her from behind. Their bodies moving together in a raucous, ribald rhythm.

The sex alone should be enough to satisfy – but this isn’t your run-of-the-mill succubus (despite her devilish demeanor). No, she’s savvy, plying the landlord’s face with more that wicked tongue, proving herself a willing and eager participant. The finale of highlights her powder-puff pout and golden locks. Just another day in paradise for this insatiable slut.

Now accused of ” upmanship,” the heroine gives one last wink to the camera as the credits roll. In an unexpected twist, she whispers sultrily, “I’m coming for you next time.” Could there be a sequel in the works? Only time will tell. Any reluctance to follow up on this smutfest would be completely understandable – the video nails the sub-genre so thoroughly, it’s a high benchmark to surpass.

And so, the curtain falls on this titillating tale. The final scene freezes on the heroine’s smirking face, which seems to say, “Gosh, aren’t I just the naughty-est bitch?” Well, duh. That’s why we love her – and this video, its scrumptious censure and icky pig-next-door attitude. Watch it again, and again, until you’ve mastered the fine art of naughty-without-being-cringe. Just like PropertySex taught you how.