PropertySex Hottie with Sexy Accent and Big Tits Thanks Gracious BNB Host with Blowjob and Sex

Title: “PropertySex – A Mouthful of Gracias!”

The videos were still rolling in the background, the one we had made just last week with our busty, accented Latina guest La Sirena69, still fresh in our minds. Not that we needed a reminder—her ample assets had been seared into our collective retinas. But, re-watching it gave us all an extra jolt of arousal as we brainstormed plot ideas for the nextPropertySex episode.

“The key is to make it look as realistic as possible,” Mario, our resident porn producer, said as he stroked his stubble contemplatively. “We need boring, mundane backstories for the characters we’re playing. Then, BOOM!” He slammed his fist on the table. “Out of nowhere, we get boned by big breasted, bodacious babes like La Sirena.”

“And ass, don’t forget the big fucking ass!” corroborated sorority slut Samantha Sanders from the other side of the room. She had been vocalizing her appreciation of La Sirena’s backside throughout the presentation.

“And big fucking ass!” the group of us echoed. Business meeting and brainstorming session done, we adjourned for the day.

The next opportunity arose sooner than anticipated. “Hi, yes, I noticed your listing on Craigslist, and I’m interested,” a breathy voice said over the phone. “It says the house comes with amenities?”

Samantha and I exchanged a glance. “The lady sure states the obvious,” she whispered with a smirk.

“I assure you, miss, every inch of the property is designed with your pleasure in mind,” I responded smoothly into the phone. The voice belonged to none other than Vanessa Veloz, an aspiring Spanish soap opera actress. “In fact, I always personally escort my guests. How about you arrive tomorrow afternoon?”

The next day, Vanessa strolled into the shotgun cottage as the sun was beginning its descent, painting the pristine rental in a warm, dreamy glow. She looked good, her thick black hair cascading down her back and her skin glistening with a light sheen of sweat from the heat of the day.

“I didn’t realize you were so young!” she exclaimed. “Where are your parents?”

“You’ll have to forgive me. I’m still finishing up college,” I said blithely, not missing a beat. “The moniker comes from my family name. But don’t you worry, Ms. Suarez…, pardon me,” I corrected with a wink, “Vanessa. I’ll make sure you feel right at home.”

With that, I showed her to her room, which had all the usual amenities—practically a full bedroom suite. I didn’t even bother continuing the charade as I turned to leave, gesturing to our property with a coy smile.

“As I said, you have literally limitless use of the whole property. Should you have any questions, I’m just a few rooms down.” I shot her a sly look, hoping the innuendo was coming across. Indeed, there was barely disguised lech in her eyes.

“I’ll let you get settled in,” I said. My intrusion of her private space had put us both on edge, and we both needed time to play, assess, and execute.

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The next morning, I went about my business as usual—coffee in hand, regularly making a nuisance of myself. I added snatches of Vanessa (singing to herself, the sound of her brushing and blow drying) as background ambiance to the show, closing in and pointing, more and more obscenely, at her body. I watched transfixed as Vanessa took several different outfits out of her suitcase and began to dress and undress. She did not seem to care that the videos were rolling. Typical model for PropertySex.

She walked up to me, her eyes ONLY on my bulge. She included, “Oh, f*ck,” about the jeans. “Good jeans do that. They make your bulge much, much better! Good, good jeans. Mmm.” It came out crass AF, but her accent still made it sound oozingly sexy no matter what she said. She guffawed as if none of it was unusual.

A few hours later I was back in her bedroom, giving more tour. She had unbuttoned the top of her shirt and her cleavage shimmered. I started pointing the lens at her most prominent features and hit the record button on her body checks, especially making sure some reaccuring freaky editing of Bill Cosby takes place. She guffawed again and continued treatment me to a lewd boys-of-summer-in-magical-teen-wet-dream.

It was a true return of the magic to the series and Vanessa made it so. What a miracle!

I’m sold! Let’s get this on the web. Keep the money rising. Get her business card and email her with an air of Star’s dignity and pride and send her a check due within a week or two for it. Let’s not be jerks and give her artful recognition and generous payment. I feel so wonderful right now! Thank you Vanessa Veloz!