Red Dead Erection: RDR2 Porn Parody

Saddle up, buckaroo, ’cause we’re fixin’ to lasso a tale that’s wilder ‘n a briddle bull. Ya see, when them creative minds over at WoodRocket corralled together to rustle up a porny parody of Red Dead Redemption 2, they stirred up a messier, naughtier version of Rockstar’s cinematic Western adventure. Y’all better hold onto yer Stetsons, ’cause we’re ridin’ into a storm of smut and sin called “Red Dead Erection.”

The premise is simple and dirt-scale dirtier: Arthur Morgan, the honorable outlaw, meets up with a sassy blonde named Abigail, who’s got more curves than a dusty trail. Their chaperone ain’t no gun or trusty steed, but somethin’ far more buckin’ – a throbbin’, pulsin’ ledfill o’ manhood that’ll make yer britches tighten like a rawhide lasso.

Things start placido when Arthur spots the tempting Lass – all tatas and humping hips – wranglin’ a heifer in her barn. Quick as a rattler strike, he gropes her hog-leg-sized rump, hootin’ that the only wranglin’ she should be worryin’ ’bout is her pinto stallion. Abigail ain’t one for bein’ bested and soon Arthur’s standin’ to attention, his six-shooter chargin’ with a wicked itchin’ for action.

Blondie ain’t no squeamish miss, though, and mighty damned quick she’s got her plump, pouty lips wrapped ’round his Winchester, bobbing fer shucks like she’s trying to yank out a broken arrow. Her mitts grasp ’round his Family Jewels – fondlin’, carresin’ – while she works him over somethin’ fierce with her succulent gullet. Fact is, them posh johns over at Rockstar never imagined Arthur’s Rockstar would be polishing their pearlescent pecker like a antique cap gun.

Now, ya might think this audio/visual orgy would be neo foreplay, but let me tell ya, them varmints over at WoodRocket ain’t satisfied with just a lil’ repercussive rodeo. No siree, they’re fixin’ to go the whole crass Apache and cram their Centurion deep in ‘ *)( ‘s powder horn. And boy, does he ride her like a utterly unbroken mustang!

Yer gonna watch in grim fascination as he mountain man-piloes his throbbing bowie into her unscrupulous love tunnel, pounding southerly to pebbles until she’s nigh cummin’ herself silly. But then comes a curve novelty tighter ‘n a snake’sDerriere: Blondie’s Brand ‘R’ ain’t a badge o’s ary kinda bounty hunter, but a lush scavenge hairy ‘n a Main Street whore on the prowl.

No matter, ’cause Arthur ain’t one to turn tail at overt consequences – fact is, them tangled Eagle’s have him cemented right where he needs to be – so he just spurs on, smackin’ them plump ol’ moons like he’s drivin’ in a tent stake. The sounds o’ their fumble fascination (outsizably dampened by that unbathed bush) soon fades lovin’ explosions o’ brawwin climax, with Blondie yodelin’ into the abysmal sky like a soon-to-be hung gun-slinger.

But wait’ll ya get a decisive gander at the money shot! Arthur pulls out his still goin’ haywire jelly bean (that’s throwin’ the trade way back) and hoses Blondie down like a Steinway piano in a rainstorm. She looks mighty addled at the thick’n’creamy outhouse sittin’ lookin’ Mexican standoff over her bountiful bosoms, but ya can’t say she ain’t duly showered fer the occassion.

So there ya have it, buckaroo – a raunchy, unbuckled reality to a bodacious blockbuster. Red Dead Erection might not have the same cinematic flair or storytelling flair as Rockstar’s magnum opus, but it sure as hell makes up fer it in themed deep-and-hearty buckshot. Just don’t go showin’ it to yer mama, elsewise she’ll tan yer hide.

Remember fellers, this here’s pay-toon filth, an’ should be enjoyed responsibly – that, and only by mature gamers, 18 years and older. Dashed bad behaved bodaciously o’ ya![in Word RIght The مكتبة PDF Download->Book Pro Ebook Pdf Writer Full Free Adobe.]|||im_end|>