Stuck babysitting my Horny Step-Daughter

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I knew babysittingisations That were trouble. Like the time the neighbors’ kids mixed baking soda and vinegar in their gas tank, or when that homeschooled boy convinced half the neighborhood their bathwater was connected to an ancient Roman aqueduct. I should have known something was up when my step-daughter Amy started acting bizarrely mature at fourteen, walking around the house in tiny shorts and crop tops, always ‘accidentally’ bending over to give me an eyeful of her chest while her mother wasn’t looking.

It all started innocently enough. Her mom asked me to babysit for the evening while she went to her office party. “Amy’s been a bit…hormonal lately,” she said, lowering her voice, “I really need this night out, if you know what I mean.” I had no clue what she meant, but I’d watch the kid regardless.

Amy apparently didn’t take kindly to her after school antics being derailed when her mom went out. “Come on mom, that’s so lame. I’m a teenager, I can stay home alone,” she whined as I walked through the door. Her mom just gave her the stink eye. Amy finally relented, rolling her eyes dramatically. This was going to be a long night.

As soon as her mom cleared the driveway, Amy sauntered out, her pink crop top and denim cutoffs leaving little to the imagination. She hopped onto the couch next to me, her bare thighs practically temptingly brushing my arm. “So stud, got any plans for us tonight?” she purred suggestively. My eyes nearly bugged out of my skull.

“What? No! We’re watching a movie or something,” I stammered. “I’m not your ‘stud’ Amy.” She just laughed and shifted, purposefully dipping her top and giving me an eyeful of her budding cleavage. I swiveled my eyes away.

An hour in, we were watching a summer blockbuster she’d insisted on. Amy took the opportunity to ‘accidentally’ spill popcorn on herself, pressing her chest to my arm and letting out a tsk of annoyance as she bent over to scoop it up. I gulped.

When the ‘intermission’ rolled around, I stood up, legs stiff from the marathon of movies. Amy was far quicker, leaping up and literally throwing herself at me. “Oops!” she squealed, clinging to my body as we stumbled. “Clumsy me, I’m just such a kitten.” If there was a more clumsy kitten I’d never met them. I extracted myself, face reddening.

“I’m getting a drink,” I grunted and lurched towards the kitchen. Water glass empty, I made my way back, finding Amy sprawled on the couch, one leg dangling off, shortcuts riding up dangerously high on her thighs. She patted the couch, giving me a killer smile.

“Come back, I’m all Cold,” Amy pleaded imposingly. I deposited myself on the far end of the couch. “I’m not cold,” I said. “I’m your babysitter, not your boytoy.” Amy just tsked and leaned over, resting her hand on my knee, giving it a little squeeze. As if by lightning, I jumped like I’d been burned, unable to stop the blush from rising to my cheeks. She giggled.

The next hour went like this, Amy ‘accidentally’ pressing her body to mine, brushing my leg with her hand, giving me Bedroom Eyes. I was getting more flustered by the minute. By the time the final movie credits rolled, Amy was practically straddling my lap. She turned to me, her face inches away from mine.

“Thanks for the movie, babysitter,” she said. I opened my mouth to respond but the words died on my lips as she leaned forward and planted her lips against mine. I stiffened like a board, hands flailing in shock.

After a moment, I came to my senses, grabbing her shoulders and pulling her away. “What the Hell!” I gasped out, stepping out from under her. “What’s wrong?” Amy said innocently, eyes wide. “It’s not like I planned it. Hey maybe you wanted it, right?” She fluttered her eyelashes. My brain reeled.

Suddenly a cry came from the window as Amy’s mom came bursting through the front door. “Uh oh, mom’s home!” Amy said brightly, acting like nothing was wrong as she flipped off the TV. I just stood there, frozen in shock and guilt, my lips still burning from her touch.

Amy’s mom paused at the entry, eyeing us. “Everything go alright?” she asked solemnly. “It was fine,” I croaked. She sniffed the air, eyes narrowing as she noticed our slightly rumpled appearances. Amy just sauntered past, giving her mom a quick hug. I ducked my head as her mom eye’d me suspiciously.

“I’ll just be going then,” I said as I practically bolted for the door. I could practically feel her eyes boring into my back the whole way out of the house. Finally I was safe in my car, but my whole body still felt on fire from Amy’s touch.

I shook my head, trying to clear it as I started the ignition. I would never, ever babysit again. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.