TOP 10 PORN CLIPS of 2022 by Sophia Sinclair and Jasper Spice

It’s that time of year again, folks! Time to break down and analyze the crème de la crème of the adult industry for 2022 with none other than society’s premier het-rot experts, Sophia Sinclair and Jasper Spice! So lock those doors, hide the kids, and let’s dive into the racy, spicy, bacchanalian goodness that was the Top 10 Porn Clips of 2022!

In a year that saw a smorgasbord of salacious sexual acts, Sophia and Jasper have narrowed down the absolute bangers that had us whipping out those tissues and going to church on the regular. So without further ado, let Sophia Sinclair be your humiliatrix and Jasper Spice your Demeter de decibels as they recount the best, er, “personas,” of 2022!

10. The British Bake Off S** Show – When the going got tough, Sir Ian McKellen put on his apron and baked off his sandwiches… with his s**stick!
9. Watermelon Busting Butts in the Bahamas – Remember to always handle perishables with care, folks! Especially when the “perishable” in question is Sophia Sinclair’s incredible ass.
8. When Sophia Sinclair Meets the Vatican – No, we don’t know how she convinced the Pope to don a nun’s habit and take it up the rectum in St. Peter’s Basilica either, but we’re not complaining!
7. A Very Pickle-ish Christmas Entrée – The most wonderful time of the year take a naughty turn when Sophia Sinclair cooks up more than just a mean dinner roll.
6. Sophia Sin Optician – You think you need a stronger prescription, but Sophia has a different kind of eye exam in mind…
5. Squirrel Watch 2022 – Titillating viewers with her ineffable sultriness while chowing down on nutty snacks. It’s a squirrel’s worst nightmare, pero muy caliente!
4. 24 Flu Gases: Sophia Sinclair’s Viral Challenge – Sophia shows us how she’s a master at giving a blowjob that makes you want to blow your load… and your nose, all at the same time!
3. Sophia Sinclair in “The Office”: BJ Day – Sophia Sinclair wreaks office harassment havoc in the best way when her boss mistakes “revealing invoices” for “a peek at his wiener.” Fun office trivia!
2. Sophia Sinclair’s Prom in Porn – Sophia revisits her prom night with a vengeance, but this time, she’s the queen bee, and the bee sting is alllll in the/a. Private parts?? YUP.

Finally, the number one spot goes to…

1. Sophia Sinclair’s “Operation: Hot Tub Orgy” – When you gather the 14 most achingly attractive adult entertainment stars you can find and cram them into a hot tub, you’re in for a wild ride! With Sophia at the helm, this all-hands-on-deck voyage leaves no… er, “ship” unturned.

Honorable mentions go out to places like the Singing Sensation from Star Trek; the Titanic Hopeful; Sophia Sinclair’s Primp ‘n’ S**itecte; Sophia Sinclair Offers Turnabout Is Fair Play; the South West Butt Magnet; Sophia Sinclair’s PJ Day; Sophia Sinclair & The Executive Toilet; Sophia Sinclair’s Vibing in Venice; the Ice Cream Orgy Dash; Sophia Sinclair’s Pig Slaughter; and Sophia Sinclair After. Sor.st campus.

And there you have it, possessed pause-ers! The naughtiest, most notable adult film bonanza’s of the past year, courtesy of Sophia Sinclair’s lusty luster and Jasper Spice’s spicy spice. Let this be a warning to those who would dare to mingle with Sophia in the real world – you may just become the next victim of her volatile VQS (Vitamin Q Squirting) Syndrome, and be forced to engage in the filthiest debauchery imaginable. “Fresh and clean” and get s harm.

Be safe out there, you dirty devils… until next year, stay… stimulated!