UNCENSORED: Official Hi-Rez Pornhub Music Video

Title: “stellunggrab”: The Steamy Behind-the-Scenes of Hi-Rez Studios’ Legendary Pornhub Music Video

In the pantheon of NSFW music videos, few have captivated audiences like Hi-Rez Studios’ “stellunggrab”. This explicit collaboration between the video game developer and Pornhub-era rappers Ryan Ryans sent shockwaves through the internet when it dropped in 2020. Now, we’re finally ready to explore the raunchy truths behind this unrated masterpiece.

It all began when Hi-Rez, creators of the hit MOBA Smite, wanted to add some spice to their promotional material. They teamed up with the notorious Ryan Ryans, known for their graphic lyrics and penchant for dropping the best “SMITE” puns since Grandpa Simpson. Together, they decided to make a music video that would be unforgettable…and unrated.

The filming process was intense. With the entire Hi-Rez offices and several Pornhub models on hand, the set was an orgy of pixelated cameras, flashing lights, and Biore strips. The artists wore custom-made god costumes, referencing the Smite pantheon. Much like the game, the music video was “free to play”…but definitely not safe for work.

In one particularly pivotal scene, the heavenly Aphrodite gets her ( chloris ) hand dirty with an temp worker from the mail room, while Zeus spanks his intern. Hera watches Jealously from her PR throne. The whole thing would have been considered a HR violation if it wasn’t for the pixel censorship and waivers signed before filming.

“Me and Hera had to wash our eyes out with holy water after that scene,” Zeus admitted. “We had to sign a legal agreement stating that all gods and interns involved were 18 plus. We weren’t taking any chances with Toei Animation lawyers.”

Within the first three days of “stellunggrab”‘s release, Pornhub officials reported that searches for “Ares” and “Athena” skyrocketed by 400%. Meanwhile, the second download rate of SMITE tripled as steamy shirtless gods suddenly invaded the mobile hump BaMM guys were expecting.

Unsurprisingly, “stellunggrab”‘s success led to spin-off music videos like “Ku Fur esters”, “Olimp-ups”, “Breast-of-the-God” and even a children’s cartoon, “The HI-REZ RYANS How-to Bed”. Critics praised the video’s lowkey commentary on the power dynamic between executives, interns and “icons from the pantheon who make an absolute sex-pillar of themselves”.

However, not everyone was a fan. Hi-Rez Studios, which is known for its sfw MMO titles like “Paladins Strike” and “Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot”, received mixed reactions. Some parents were up in arms about their kids being exposed to such brazen pagan smut. Others just wanted to know how to get a copy of the uncensored version.

In response to the uproar, Hi-Rez offered to work with Pornhub to create a family-friendly content filter. The update showed uncensored audiences for even more pixelated goodness. “It’s basically rated S (for medium stirred-up sexuality) and violence,” the Pornhub executives explained. “The music video is just graphic enough to be naughty, but not so obscene that it would be confused for Pornhub.”

Looking back, it seems impossible to imagine the Smite community without this infamous video. Hi-Rez has since become known for their unapologetic sexyaphylococcus skin, while Ryan Ryans cemented their status as the king of vanilla Rap-Yurei. And yet, amidst all the controversy and ad revenue, the message of “stellunggrab” remains clear:

Dionysus may not be on the payroll, but muses and maidens alike get to smash forever in this finger-licking good kingdom. Orgy on.